*Antonio Sandoval/Meme Maestro Presser

[TheMemeMaestro]

Please ask both Antonio Sandoval, Colorado Yeti DE, and Meme Maestro, Colorado Yeti GM, your questions. Please mark Sandoval questions as AS and Maestro questions as MM.

AS & MM: Why?

AS: As the season winds to a close, I feel like I should address the media. I did not have a good season in the slightest after the switch to DE, and I want to answer any questions the media may have.

MM: With the draft and off season coming up, I wanted the press to be able to pick my brain about the previous season, and the future of the team.

1)AS & MM: Have you ever smelt what the rock was cooking?

2)AS & MM: Is it true that every halftime speech is said by an actual Yeti?

3)AS: What is Pierno pregame speech like, closer to Andy Dalton or Jameis Winston?

4)AS: Now that your 1st year as DE is up, what was it like to play on the other side of the ball?

5)MM: It's well known that the Yeti has an amazing locker room. How were you able to build a such culture like that?

1. AS: I believe I have, and it smelled like shit.

MM: I can't say that I have. However, if he would like to invite me over for dinner some time I surely could smell what he is cooking.

2. AS: Yes.

MM: Not allowed to say for...legal reasons

3. AS: Pierno is either speaking like a drunken hog or a fearless general. There is no in between and it fluctuates game to game.

4. AS: It took some getting used to, but I feel like I had a solid season. Not as good as I would have hoped, not Pro Bowl worthy, but solid. I would like to improve. I had a great final game. I need to improve so that our team can improve.

5. MM: The Yeti Locker Room isn't just a team. We are a family. Let me go over the whole story. When I took over the team, the Locker Room was dead. No one really spoke in it at all. We had some great pieces there, such as Wozy, Saint, and Tweed, but we needed some more. It started with the addition of Brice Boggs. Boggs has been a tremendous help for our locker room. We also were able to pick up some other amazing LR leaders, such as, of course, our QB Nicholas Pierno. He is an amazing guy, he rallies the troops, and I am very glad to have him as a part of our family. We also picked up Haruki Ishigawa with our first round pick in S4, and he has been amazing. Overall, it was just about finding the right people, being enthusiastic, and building a family.


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[sapp2013]

AS & MM: Why?

[jparks98]

1)AS & MM: Have you ever smelt what the rock was cooking?

2)AS & MM: Is it true that every halftime speech is said by an actual Yeti?

3)AS: What is Pierno pregame speech like, closer to Andy Dalton or Jameis Winston?

4)AS: Now that your 1st year as DE is up, what was it like to play on the other side of the ball?

5)MM: It's well known that the Yeti has an amazing locker room. How were you able to build a such culture like that?