Robbed: It's clear as day which team deserved to be in the playoffs over another team. Orange County should be watching at home and the San Jose Sabercats should be playing against the Arizona Yank...I mean Outlaws. First and foremost the Outlaws deserve nothing considering they bought their way to another playoff and their General Manager is pretty much the second coming of Honey Boo Boo. That being said, the Otters and Sabercats both had identical records in the regular season but the Otters won on a bullshit tiebreaker and the Sabercats are forced to watch these too shitty teams battle each other in the first round. The good news is that it's only one season and the Outlaws will lose their steam soon. The funny thing is that more people will be cheering for the Otters in the playoffs than they will for the Outlaws. It takes no skill to pick up a high profile player in free agency like the Outlaws, so they won't get praise if they win. Sabercats deserve to be in the playoffs and it would be great for parity if they were there. Let's scratch this up as a loss for the entire league that they ain't there.
Playoff Predictions: Outlaws will probably win over the Otters but that's not saying much. The Otters backed into the playoffs and the Outlaws bought their way there. If the Otters can keep it close they might be able to knock out the useless King Bronko (who has the worst name in sports) and get themselves a sneaky victory. Otters will need a complete effort the entire game to beat the loaded Outlaws but what a slap in the face that would be if the Outlaws got beat. I think every team in the league wants to see the Outlaws lose this because they don't deserve it.
In the other conference which doesn't really matter you'll see the Yellowknife Wraiths (who have the worst logo in sports) face the Philadelphia Liberty (who boast one of the worst colours in sports) for the chance to be the NSFC champions. This one looks like an easy win for the Wraiths as the Liberty finished the season with as many losses as they do wins. Liberty were also tied with the Baltimore Hawks (the Ravens knockoff) for the final spot in the playoff matchup but we don't see the Hawks doing any better if they were in this contest. This was the worst of the two conferences so we'll see what sloppy football takes place.
Hate the player or the game: As touched on earlier, the San Jose Sabercats deserved to be in the playoffs this year and it's not even close. An above .500 record and an all-star cast of players with a great passing attack. Orange County Otters got in and like the show that sued to be on T.V. called The O.C., they will fade out very quickly. San Jose is a much more desirable location and that makes them a clear choice for a team more deserving of the ASFC matchup. Let's not forget that the Sabercats have Mayran Jackson who is the most underrated receiver in the NSFL next to Shane Weston who is also on San Jose. Jackson is overlooked by some but this guy has been putting up great numbers the last three seasons. Sabercats also have Chris Orosz who was a great signing this past off-season and he himself deserves a shot at a title. The tie breaker rules in this league obviously suck because the Sabercats weren't given the nod over the less than impressive Otters. Time for this league to look forward and try to create some parity and the Sabercats were doing that this year on their march. Maybe they will sign Josh Garden who will bounce around like Kevin Durant in the future. Then again he wouldn't want to be a third option in an offence.
Root for the Underdog: I think we should go all in on cheering for the Orange County Otters because they could beat former teammate and current bandwagoner Josh Garden. I guess "if you can't win a title, go to a team that can carry you to one" is what Josh Garden said to himself. It's clear as day that Otters deserve a shot at the title more than the outlaws because they worked harder through the past couple seasons to overcome losses and become greater. Outlaws are like the Yankees in the Major League Baseball; and no one likes the Yankees. Otters do have some weapons and because the Outlaws were found to have cheated this year as well, we should all hate them even more. Plus, I'm pretty sure Jayce Tuck is on steroids so the league might want to keep an eye on that. The guy has logged over 700 hours in the gym and that's simply not possible with the amount of hours in a season. Next up we have the biggest bust is Arbin Asipi who's name reminds us of a river in the United States. Well sadly for him it's a river we all used to love but we hate it now.
Playoff Predictions: Outlaws will probably win over the Otters but that's not saying much. The Otters backed into the playoffs and the Outlaws bought their way there. If the Otters can keep it close they might be able to knock out the useless King Bronko (who has the worst name in sports) and get themselves a sneaky victory. Otters will need a complete effort the entire game to beat the loaded Outlaws but what a slap in the face that would be if the Outlaws got beat. I think every team in the league wants to see the Outlaws lose this because they don't deserve it.
In the other conference which doesn't really matter you'll see the Yellowknife Wraiths (who have the worst logo in sports) face the Philadelphia Liberty (who boast one of the worst colours in sports) for the chance to be the NSFC champions. This one looks like an easy win for the Wraiths as the Liberty finished the season with as many losses as they do wins. Liberty were also tied with the Baltimore Hawks (the Ravens knockoff) for the final spot in the playoff matchup but we don't see the Hawks doing any better if they were in this contest. This was the worst of the two conferences so we'll see what sloppy football takes place.
Hate the player or the game: As touched on earlier, the San Jose Sabercats deserved to be in the playoffs this year and it's not even close. An above .500 record and an all-star cast of players with a great passing attack. Orange County Otters got in and like the show that sued to be on T.V. called The O.C., they will fade out very quickly. San Jose is a much more desirable location and that makes them a clear choice for a team more deserving of the ASFC matchup. Let's not forget that the Sabercats have Mayran Jackson who is the most underrated receiver in the NSFL next to Shane Weston who is also on San Jose. Jackson is overlooked by some but this guy has been putting up great numbers the last three seasons. Sabercats also have Chris Orosz who was a great signing this past off-season and he himself deserves a shot at a title. The tie breaker rules in this league obviously suck because the Sabercats weren't given the nod over the less than impressive Otters. Time for this league to look forward and try to create some parity and the Sabercats were doing that this year on their march. Maybe they will sign Josh Garden who will bounce around like Kevin Durant in the future. Then again he wouldn't want to be a third option in an offence.
Root for the Underdog: I think we should go all in on cheering for the Orange County Otters because they could beat former teammate and current bandwagoner Josh Garden. I guess "if you can't win a title, go to a team that can carry you to one" is what Josh Garden said to himself. It's clear as day that Otters deserve a shot at the title more than the outlaws because they worked harder through the past couple seasons to overcome losses and become greater. Outlaws are like the Yankees in the Major League Baseball; and no one likes the Yankees. Otters do have some weapons and because the Outlaws were found to have cheated this year as well, we should all hate them even more. Plus, I'm pretty sure Jayce Tuck is on steroids so the league might want to keep an eye on that. The guy has logged over 700 hours in the gym and that's simply not possible with the amount of hours in a season. Next up we have the biggest bust is Arbin Asipi who's name reminds us of a river in the United States. Well sadly for him it's a river we all used to love but we hate it now.