Colorado. Hi.
My name is Carlito Crush, and I’m here to help fix your Colorado Yeti.
It’s not going to be easy, and it’s not going to be immediate. But it’s going to happen. You’ll see it day in and day out, as the little things we used to do oh so wrong get righted. You’ll see us practice harder. You’ll see us play harder. There will be no giving up. You’ve suffered enough, Yeti fans. We haven’t gotten to know each other yet, but I look forward to meeting each and every one of you. I want to meet our season ticket holders, the ones that have stuck with us as the team went a disgusting 3-11, followed by an even worse 1-13. You’ve suffered along with the team. You deserve better, and you’re going to get it.
Believe me when I say that there is a plan. And it’s a good plan. We’re recreating the culture in the Yeti locker room. We’re recreating the culture the Yeti bring to the field. We want our fans to be proud of us, to know that we’re busting our asses to get you, and us, to much happier times. No, we won’t be winning the Ultimus this season, unless some things just go incredibly right. But we’re going to be planting the seeds and setting the foundation to become one of the best teams in the NSFL. I promise you this. I will do everything I can to improve the team on and off the field. To be a leader for the Yeti. To get shit done. We’re going to win 3 games this season. Its not a lot, but its an improvement. And then? We’re gonna win 6 next year. And after that? Well, anything is possible. But it starts right now. With the core we have in the locker room, and the core we have in our fan base. We’re going to walk this walk together.
And if any prospective future NSFL free agents are reading this, and maybe they’re not happy where they are now, I have an extra room in my Colorado home that’s being built. I’m putting down roots here because I believe in this football team. I believe in the Yeti management that decided to choose me first overall out of all the fantastic talent that was in the NSFL draft. And you should believe in the Yeti, too. Colorado is becoming a destination for free agents. This is where you’re going to want to be. If you’re stuck on your team’s depth chart, come on over and talk with us. We’ll have room for you. We want new players in our new culture here, and quite frankly, we need someone to come over here first. It’s a rebuild, but it won’t be a long one, especially if we get some other worldly players to come here. Be the one to break the stigma of the old Yeti. Consider it. Stop wasting your talent elsewhere and come here, to join me, and let’s take Colorado Football to the next level. We’re going to be a special bunch, we want you to join us.
I’m not going to come out here and say that the Colorado Yeti is MY team now, because that isn’t true. It’s quite a bold statement for a rookie. But it is OUR team. The fans, the management, the players in the locker room now, the players that will join us later on in our journey, and myself. We’re all in this together. We have a vision. We have a plan. We have the heart. We have the ability. We’re going to get there, and I’d love to have you with me when we do.
Sincerely,
Carlito Crush.
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My name is Carlito Crush, and I’m here to help fix your Colorado Yeti.
It’s not going to be easy, and it’s not going to be immediate. But it’s going to happen. You’ll see it day in and day out, as the little things we used to do oh so wrong get righted. You’ll see us practice harder. You’ll see us play harder. There will be no giving up. You’ve suffered enough, Yeti fans. We haven’t gotten to know each other yet, but I look forward to meeting each and every one of you. I want to meet our season ticket holders, the ones that have stuck with us as the team went a disgusting 3-11, followed by an even worse 1-13. You’ve suffered along with the team. You deserve better, and you’re going to get it.
Believe me when I say that there is a plan. And it’s a good plan. We’re recreating the culture in the Yeti locker room. We’re recreating the culture the Yeti bring to the field. We want our fans to be proud of us, to know that we’re busting our asses to get you, and us, to much happier times. No, we won’t be winning the Ultimus this season, unless some things just go incredibly right. But we’re going to be planting the seeds and setting the foundation to become one of the best teams in the NSFL. I promise you this. I will do everything I can to improve the team on and off the field. To be a leader for the Yeti. To get shit done. We’re going to win 3 games this season. Its not a lot, but its an improvement. And then? We’re gonna win 6 next year. And after that? Well, anything is possible. But it starts right now. With the core we have in the locker room, and the core we have in our fan base. We’re going to walk this walk together.
And if any prospective future NSFL free agents are reading this, and maybe they’re not happy where they are now, I have an extra room in my Colorado home that’s being built. I’m putting down roots here because I believe in this football team. I believe in the Yeti management that decided to choose me first overall out of all the fantastic talent that was in the NSFL draft. And you should believe in the Yeti, too. Colorado is becoming a destination for free agents. This is where you’re going to want to be. If you’re stuck on your team’s depth chart, come on over and talk with us. We’ll have room for you. We want new players in our new culture here, and quite frankly, we need someone to come over here first. It’s a rebuild, but it won’t be a long one, especially if we get some other worldly players to come here. Be the one to break the stigma of the old Yeti. Consider it. Stop wasting your talent elsewhere and come here, to join me, and let’s take Colorado Football to the next level. We’re going to be a special bunch, we want you to join us.
I’m not going to come out here and say that the Colorado Yeti is MY team now, because that isn’t true. It’s quite a bold statement for a rookie. But it is OUR team. The fans, the management, the players in the locker room now, the players that will join us later on in our journey, and myself. We’re all in this together. We have a vision. We have a plan. We have the heart. We have the ability. We’re going to get there, and I’d love to have you with me when we do.
Sincerely,
Carlito Crush.
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