It’s not even up for question: the locker room in Denver, Colorado, is the most interesting one in the league. Before I get into specifics, I just want to preface it all by saying this: the Yeti is a group of genuine guys. They talk about the team and league but also stuff outside of that. Everyone supports each other on and off the field and that’s why the Yeti’s young core is here to stay long-term. There’s Andre Bly Jr., the young, collected cornerback that has the slightest hint of an ego—but it’s confidence more than cockiness. He’s super active—Bly’s idea of a night out, besides going to play tennis, is chillin’ in the locker room suite playing 2K with the fellas. There’s Carlito Crush, probably the hardest worker on the entire team, that took some time to fit in, but is now a mainstay in the Yeti’s team culture. Dwayne Aaron, the No. 3 pick in this year’s draft, has immediately become one of the most local voices on the team. He knows how to throw it down of and off the gridiron, and is known for his expensive taste and clothing shopping trips with quarterback Nick Pierno and safety Michael Tillman. Boss Tweed, who will retire as the greatest player to ever wear a Yeti uniform, isn’t a huge personality but just his presence in the locker room keeps everyone in line.
[div align=center][SELECT style="background-color:white; color:Black; font-family:Arial; font-size: 12px; width: 400px; "][br][OPTION]Nicholas Pierno || QB || Colorado Yeti || S3 45th Pick || 448 TPE
[OPTION]Height: 6'1"
[OPTION]Weight: 180
[OPTION]Birthplace: Philadelphia, PA
[OPTION]Number: 6
[OPTION]College: N.C. State
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[OPTION]Regular Season Passing Stats
[OPTION]S3: 2,209 YDS, 8 TD, 35 INT, 35.3 RTG
[OPTION]S4: 2,466 YDS, 7 TD, 25 INT, 50.8 RTG
[OPTION]S5: 1,957 YDS, 4 TD, 19 INT, 55.0 RTG
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[OPTION]Regular Season Rushing Stats
[OPTION]S3: 78 YDS, 0 TD
[OPTION]S4: 113 YDS, 0 TD
[OPTION]S5: 348 YDS, 1 TD
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]COL record for passing yards in a game: 346
[OPTION]COL record for longest run: 27
[OPTION]COL record for completion % in a season: 58
[OPTION]COL record for longest pass: 48
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[OPTION]Transactions
[OPTION]S3 NSFL 45th pick by YNW
[OPTION]S3 Signed for 3+1 year deal for $11,500,000
[OPTION]S3 DSFL 2nd pick by KC
[OPTION]S3 Traded to COL
[OPTION]S5 Signed 3-year, $17,000,000 extension
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I have not been so much part of the Hawks Locker Room but Roenick sure did be part of the Pythons Locker Room in the DSFL and there were many situations. The one main one was after the Ultimini Finals where chaos occured.
We were facing the robots and we lost. The coach was disappointed but thanked us all for our hard work but the players were all salty and wanted to destroy everything. We ripped apart of our equipment but our jersey because its beautiful. We were so pissed that we dismantled everything. But we realized robots are perfect and never unperfect so thank god there are not robots in the NSFL because that'd be double worse. But start of the NSFL career so do not know much about the stuff or situation happened inside but there were some happy ones like winning games and week 1 win but hopefully more to come.
I'd like to take a moment of my day and write about some of the things that goes on in the locker room, the locker room shenanigans. Now you might think it's rowdy and pretty crazy in there. Well you would be right in thinking that. Especially after a win it's like a party in the locker room. And normal day to day bases though there's all types of pranks players are pulling on one another. For instance, one of our teammates got a trash can and out all of someone's stuff inside of it and put it inside their locker, because they are trash. It gets a lot crazier in there but I'll keep this entry rated pg. We also, of course, haze the rookies when they come in. And the place we do it is of course the locker room. We shave guys, make them eat totally weird shit, drink weird shit and just do flat out weird shit. It's all in fun though. Nobody's ever been seriously hurt during our shenanigans. Which is probably a good thing otherwise they would make us stop. But sometimes it's not always super crazy. There's the occasional time where we have a good down time. Everyone's usually got their headphones in listening to music getting into the zone. Some other players even will call their wife and children when it gets quite like that. I of course am one of those people.
The Wraiths locker room is probably quite similar to the other locker rooms around the leagues. Good banter, talking about football or other sports. Keeping up to date with world events, guys talking about Werewolf and having multis, you know, the usual stuff. Where the Wraiths locker rooms really separates itself is we have a corner in the locker room, tucked away just for players and coaches, dedicated to the greatest spandex cocks in all off sports. Originating as the penises seen on lugers during the Olympics, the pictures have ranged from anything from wrestling boners to Olympic rowers packing some heat. All submissions featuring former athlete's phalli. The corner of the locker room has grown so much that pictures have starter to invade some of the rookies own stalls, some ignore it, others have taken interest. Either way, I'm glad I'm not a rookie anymore... Come to think of it, maybe the Wraiths locker room is a little unusual.
One thing I demanded when I was drafted by the Outlaws was that a Foosball table needed to be in the locker room. I do not care who you are. I do not care where you came from. I will destroy you at Foosball. I can beat you however I want to and my mood will dictate that. If I play you after a game where i get a couple of sacks? I will show boat to the point where you will not want to play again. I will be passing the ball over the top of the table, corner passing and lobbing one in from my defensive line. After a loss though? I will destroy you with pinpoint precision. The ball will barely touch my mid players before I rocket it in time and time again into the back of your goal. Hell I don't even need a partner. You and a friend will get destroyed by my solo Foosball game.
So, I find out that I've been picked up by the Tijuana Luchadores Thursday afternoon and I'm asked how quickly I can get down there--we have a game in three hours. I knew I wouldn't be on the roster yet, but newb that I am and wanting to make a good first impression (and without much to hold me back at home) I agreed to hop on the first flight out of Detroit. I actually landed in San Diego (which was a total surprise since I was expecting some kind of tropical rainforest or something), and Jaskins811 drove me to the facility just in time for the game. It was an eye-opening experience for me to say the least, but I'm afraid the worst was yet to come. As we headed towards the locker room after our disappointing loss to the Marshals I made like a Mexican bullet for the bathroom (not sure if it was the nervous shits or a parasite I had picked up when we stopped for fast food), but next thing you know, I come out of the bathroom to find--no one...I must have spent hours roaming throughout the facility, fumbling through my hola como estases, looking for my teammates, but it wasn't until I heard the boos of the crowd and I made my way back underneath the lights that I realized this was not, in fact, some elaborate rookie prank--our game had to be re-simmed and no one had thought to come and get me. I suppose there have been worse first impressions...but I've yet to hear them. #VamosLucha
The San Antonio locker room is a great place to be, as everyone there treats one another like family. It's a great place to relax and recharge after our grueling practices, but we also know that there are many resources there available for us to succeed on and off the field. We have very great facilities for injury rehabilitation and general fatigue recovery, and our team staff always has healthy and nutritious food ready for us the moment we step in the door. The coaching staff also does a great job at motivating us to get better, telling our inner selves that we are capable of performing at this level, and that psychological boost really helps. They do an excellent job at preparing film for us to highlight our opponents' weaknesses and come up with a plan so we can exploit those weaknesses. Enough credit cannot be given to them for our 3-0 start to the season, as we would not be able to execute their strategies on the field without all the preparation they have done. They also care about us away from the game, making sure our daily essentials are taking care of and our families are well in this new city.
One of the lesser known stories in the league took place in the Yeti locker room during Season 4. There was a demoralizing feeling after Week 2 when they Yeti lost at home to the Legion in a game that some suggested may have been the only game on their schedule the Yeti were capable of winning that year. They knew they had to do something to turn things around and avoid a winless season. In the locker room after that loss, a few Yeti players made a pact with each other. They agreed that they would not shower again until they won a game. They made this bet expecting it to only last a couple weeks, but it ended up dragging on for months as they would not be able to win a game until Week 10. The locker room was smelling pretty bad by the time they finally won a game and everybody started showering again. By that point, some players from other teams were mailing soap to the Yeti team facilities in hopes that it would get the players to start showering again. When the Yeti finally broke through and got a win that year it was a great moment for the team in more ways than one.