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*The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile - xenosthelegend - 07-05-2021

I see there is an upcoming chess tournament, and I don't want everyone to be clueless. This will be a tutorial on a chess opening that is guaranteed to work even against grandmasters.

White begins with pawn to e4.
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Black responds with the Scandinavian defense, pawn to d5, attacking our pawn.
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Instead of capturing the pawn, white plays knight to f3 developing a piece.
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Black accepts the material, and takes our pawn, now attacking our knight.
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White plays knight to g5, attacking black's pawn.
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Black then plays knight to f6, defending the pawn and developing a piece.
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White plays pawn d3, offering another pawn.
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Black accepts the material sacrifice and takes white's pawn.
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White responds by capturing the pawn with bishop to d3.
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Black attacks white's knight with pawn to h6.
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White plays knight captures f7, forking the rook and queen.
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Black has no choice but to capture white's knight or else he would lose significant material.
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White then plays bishop to g6 check, the bishop attacks the entire corridor, not allowing black's king to retreat.
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Black accepts the bishop, and now leaves their queen completely exposed.
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The next move is obvious.
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We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
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However, if you are a beginner at chess you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead. For this example we will use BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an M3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle.
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Now watch as we maneuver our ATGM into an effective position that can control the board.

As you can see, white has a material advantage, and is ahead in the development of their pieces.

RE: The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile - Gragg9 - 07-05-2021

Beautiful. Will you be writing a tutorial for the bongcloud as well?

RE: The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile - xenosthelegend - 07-05-2021

(07-05-2021, 02:20 PM)Gragg9 Wrote: Beautiful. Will you be writing a tutorial for the bongcloud as well?
Maybe

RE: The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile - jdourtled - 07-05-2021

Biggest chess tip: let me win

RE: The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile - The_Kidd - 07-05-2021

when you advance your bishop --- why cant I just dare you to slide it all the way up and leave my far-left pawn still and then move my right knight to C7 so I can clip your Queen with the AA and SAM missiles after you try to bomb my backfield trying to steal my Queen?