*The NOLA Obsession

[lemonoppy]

It has to be exactly 100 words if you want to tamper Krash

[lordcoolcats]

All these posers out here tryna act like they're in on the joke make me laugh. Like, c'mon kiddos. Act like you even tasted a real beignet before, not that trader joes bullshit. I bet half of you have never even played sweet music on a saxophone. You pathetic children. How about you spend more than five minutes reading about trade drama before you come to me, a NOLA TRUTHER since S36, and flaunt your shit. It's a miracle @toofpete puts up with your antics, you derelict buffoons. All of you. Smh my head fr fr. 

But in all seriousness. NOLA can eat my butt. I'll win the Thunderdome before they ever win an ultimus. 

Mic drop.

[wizard_literal]

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK!? Seriously, what the fuck is going on here? The first part is too vague for me to understand what's going on. Or I am pissed drunk because the season is over and my brain capacity has somehow dropped to the negatives.

EDIT: After re-reading, I am 100% sure this one is bogus and an NOLA L.

[shrub02]

this is gonna sound weird, but does anyone have a isfl account and can send me a couple wins lol. I will send them right back, I just need to transfer them to @UptownCord's account because I left my main account in my step dads car and im in the middle of the playoff hunt with a bunch of stuff and realized i didnt have it, i just need the couple wins to transfer to my @Beck's account then I can send you back them immediately with it linked from my main team

[Beck]

@Tmoney6996 for president

[DREAMSLOTH]

I'm just happy something took the Eye of Sauron off of PHI/CTC. Thank you for that, NOLA friends.