(S47) PT #3 - Comrades in Arms

[xenosthelegend]

I am rapidly approaching 5 years in the ISFL, and have been in a few locker rooms. Currently, I find myself in the Yellowknife locker room. While the text channels may be quieter than all but one of the locker rooms I've been in, this is a positive. There are no ego tripping megalomaniacs, which to be honest, is a first in the ISFL for me. We have a question of the day bot which usually leads to some interesting discussion and conversation. I was also promised there would be a place post memes. Upon entering the locker room for the first time, I noticed there were no memes channels. This meant everywhere was a memes channel. Everyone has a personal channel where they can talk to the GMs, which is also a first for me. We also play online games every now and then. I hear the ISFL gaming discord may be a Yellowknife pipeline.

[NylarthePhoenix]

The biggest thing to happen this season that unified the locker room happened on April 1st when we discovered that our Buccaneer, a beloved symbol and mascot for our glorious franchise, had been kidnapped by unknown assailants. We immediately suspected that either of our upcoming opponents, the Kansas City Coyotes and the Dallas Birddogs, could be the culprit. Like the true pirates we were, we set sail to cross the Pacific Ocean to raid the locker rooms of every DSFL team, until we recovered our adored Buccaneer. Eventually, we discovered that our initial suspicions were correct. The guilty party was none other than those lousy, rotten, stinkin’ landlubbers in Dallas. They must have been jealous of our Buccaneer since they don’t even have a mascot. Birddogs don’t exist you no-good, spineless, cowards! We prepared to make every single one of them walk the plank, but those dastardly jackanapes in the DSFL Head Office stepped in and made us settle it on the field. We raided their base two weeks later in a 37-7 thrashing for the ages. Our crew never felt more unified.

[Moosecop]

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[Ultimatedestroye]

in New Orleans, we like to build up the loker room morale by making frequent trips to the downtown of our city. Know for the nightlife, amazing drinks, and amazing food. Toof always leads us on the weekly Wednesday food crawl, and he leads us to his favorite places to eat. Not surprising anyone, he goes to a lot of bakeries and eats a lot of beignets, and normally the team can rally around him trying to finish off the entire bakeries supply. Then, we can get to the good food, thankfully sniffed out by our amazing GM tmoney. Thankfully his time in norfolk was able to let him detect the best barbeque around town, and the team goes into a restaurant, poised to try and devour the entire resturants supply of ribs. Then finaly, we get to the cajun section of the trip, in which I can detect the best spicy food around the town, and am able to disect every resturant for their best food.

[Oles]

Minnesota has been known for it's long and proud history of comradery and fostering a strong locker room. One such ways is the much fabled Honk tournament, a long running tradition of the team that is better than ever. Everyone knows what there is to offer with this tournament, and they will continue to understand the longstanding tradition and honor it as only true Grey Ducks can. By honking the longest, loudest, and proudest, we see only the best of the best in our former, future, and current ducks as they try to make their mark and win the Ultimini trophy, dubbing it the Ultiminny once more. We will always be pushing towards that goal, and the honk tournament is just one of many ways that we do just that, these are festivals of fun, and fun must be had for all to enjoy not only as a team but a community.

[Blix900]

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