(S47) PT #4 - Identity Theft Is Not A Joke

[yosh]

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[PurplePiratePoo]

If I were to swap positions with anyone in the league, I would swap with Negs. I would want to swap so that way Negs has no power left anymore and would just have to suffer as a non-gm player. In his place I would love to finally turn the team around and get CTC a championship. Now I could have done this with any Gm or any team, but I chose CTC because I made a whole article doing this exact thing and then never published it. So I have a bit of background on the team and what needs to happen. I would like to think I would be able to do something good for the team. However, I know that ultimately I would probably screw up the whole trajectory of the team and skyrocket them to the bottom of the table. I would go down as the worst GM of CTC and would kill all future prospects of trying to GM.

[hotdog]

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[Number 82]

Who would I pick? Well if I could stay at wideout, probably go with Pitter Patter. Slotting in at WR1, will grow with Tuna and a good shot to crack 1,000 receiving yards from the get go till regression really takes a bite, it's certainly an appealing position to be in. Since there's mention of a different position I suppose I would go with Willie Swaggert. While Berlin have skewed towards airing it out, there's ample room for Swaggert to make an impact this season and in the future given his position as the lead back and abilities as a receiving back. With further investments in OL to come, the future looks promising for Swaggert to make an impact in both the running and passing game. Wasn't able to lift the Ultimus with Berlin, so switching with Swaggert would provide an opportunity to have another crack at achieving that. Suppose the one thing I would change would be opting not be be a returner on special teams.

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[modpro]

As much as I love being Bull Dozier and as much as it is fun to rack up tackles and sacks, piercing the hearts and souls of my opponents, there is something missing. While linebackers do make fantasy impact in the ISFL, they do not do it to nearly the extend that running backs quarter backs and wide receivers do. I wish I were a top fantasy performer that participants around the league relied on weekly to take them to the promise land. Which player to be though? I would say Nakiri Ayame. The absolutely ridiculous stat lines that player puts up weekly, catching bajillions of passes and rushing for a hundred yards weekly is crazy. I would imagine that other than the many ISFL qbs, Nakiri Ayame has the most fun watching their player as they just do so much every week. Because of that, I choose them as my identity to thief.

[UptownCord]

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[woelkers]

If Hercules Henry had to swap roles with one player in the International Simulation Football League, he would choose to swap with a former teammate and good friend, the leading tackler among safeties in the league, Colorado Yeti strong safety Marie Marie. Hercules Henry has played a variety of roles on offense in his career, but defense would be new to him, and he would relish the opportunity to play the other side of the ball for a change. The Colorado Yeti have unfortunately spent much of their time on the field this season playing defense, so by swapping with Marie Marie, Hercules Henry would have ample opportunity to make his presence felt, while Marie Marie would be able to ease into his role with the Cape Town Crash. Ultimately, I believe both could find success in their new roles, but I would wager Hercules Henry would be better in his new role than Marie Marie would be in hers.

[lock180]

If I could swap places with one player in the league it would probably have to be jreed12 D'espargus Jinglebottom or whatever the hell his name is. I wouldn't be swapping with him because I want to swap with him I would be swapping with him because I HAVE to swap with him. You see, he was so excited to swap with me that he was the first person to actually post a response to the question. And because it is a swap I have no choice but to fall into the miserable shoes of Doornail Duphenshmurtz. Dippity Do Da is probably the most worthless player on his team so it would be interesting to see how one player could be so bad and yet still get the amount of attention he gets. Of course he is known more for his off the field activities than his on the field performance (unlike myself where I effortlessly balance both) but to understand the mind of Dreymond Greeneuax would be alright I guess.

[kenvald]

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[CeeKay]

If i could swap positions of any player in the league as octavion Speedings who would i swap places with? hmm, theres probably alot of players id switch with for some every different reasons, for example one player id have no issue switching with is josh patterson of the san jose sabercats, he is currently have a phenomenal season by all standards and most definitely leads everyones mvp leaderboard, not only that but hes lead the Sabercats to the #1 seed in the asfc and also to the best record league wide. seeing my draft mate balling like that definitely lights a fire under my ass, although id say im having a respectable season its nowhere near how good Patterson has been this season which is kinda surprising. prior to this season octavion definitely has been the better quarterback besting him individually for the most part past seasons so this a rivalry that should be monitored for their whole career for sure.