(S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS!

[dhoop]

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[xenosthelegend]

As an anime render, I would do the obvious and fuse my player Silence Suzuka with (should be) future hall of fame RB Nakiri Ayame. Let's call this player 'Sileri Ayazuka'. Silence Suzuka and Nakiri Ayame are two of the fastest players to ever grace the ISFL, so combining them would likely result in the fastest player of all time in the ISFL. Not only that, but they would be able to line up anywhere with Suzuka being a receiver and Ayame being a RB. Right now, Suzuka is on pace for just over 10000 receiving yards over her entire career (a number that is currently pointing up, I have the chart to prove it), and Ayame is one of the greatest RBs at receiving the ball of all time with 4863 receiving yards over her entire career (17th all time). Ayame also has 9582 rushing yards right now (25th all time) so Sileri Ayazuka would be a truly amazing weapon regardless of where she lines up.

[zaynzk]

Gotta mash up the Silverbacks and the Outlaws






Absolutely, here’s an expanded version with a nod to Outback Steakhouse:

“We’ve got to blend the Silverbacks and the Outlaws together to create something new. Let’s call it:

The Outback.

Think of it as a fusion that captures the essence of both the unbreakable spirit of the Silverbacks and the wild, untamed edge of the Outlaws—forming a brand new entity: The Outback. But not like the steakhouse cause that place is maybe ok I actually don’t think I’ve been to an Outback Steakhouse before and like I think I am ok with that and I think that it is one of those things where I am ok with not but like the Outback Steakhouse is the best from the state of new Arizona or the Arizona York idk what sounds like a real place and what is more of a idea I have no idea honestly but Outback Steakhouse

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[Muford]

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[DigDoug11]

SHL

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]

If I were to combine two existing mascots into one super mascot, my goal would be to create the scariest being possible. After examining my options, I think the choice is clear. Hawk and Yeti. The Hawk having the hunting instinct, the incredible vision, the ability to fly. It's a great hunter and can hold its own. Now you add all that to a gigantic mythical figure that's been foraging in the woods for thousands of years, and you've got nightmares. The Yeti is an imposing figure lurking in nature ready to rip you limb from limb. Good news, now it can fly and stalk you from the air and the ground. It also has ridiculously sharp talons that will shred you like tissue paper. The thought of a multiple ton beast of a Yeti gliding at you with the grace and precision of a Hawk is a scary sight indeed. Good luck with your little cap guns, sea mammals, or endangered cats trying to stop this combination of insurmountable odds. The Hawk Yeti would start a new generation of horror films if Hollywood decided to adapt it. This was an easy choice. 

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[UptownCord]

It has recently come to my attention that the Season 50 Orange County Otters are somehow not very good. To rectify this, I propose that we merge them the other team at the bottom of the standings, the Colorado Yeti. Now, some might ask why not merge them with a better team to create the best mash up possible, and the answer is simple. OCOlorado is the best wordplay, and as well all know, quality wordplay in the name equates to quality play on the field. At least, that is what I have been told. Now, here is the ever important question, will this team be any good? And, likely, not really. I doubt they make the playoffs. The team would still be rather lacking on defense, but perhaps the young stars and quality veterans on either team would make something work. However, the offense would be pretty damn good. Despite their flaws, these are two of the top passing offenses in the league. Additionally, the one two punch of Strong and McMorris in the backfield would do wonders to make up for that which the passing game can not accomplish.

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[TomHanks]

It's no secret that it has been a difficult and disappointing season for the New Orleans Second Line. Coming into the year as back to back champions, hopes were incredibly high, and sitting below 0.500 in a brutally difficult conference is not what the doctor ordered. To make matters worse, the competition in the conference is young and talented, meaning it is going to be a battle for yours to come. A big part of that is Honolulu quarterback Lenard McRobinson. A dual threat machine who is going to make the Hahalua a force to be reckoned with unless for some reason he is slowed down. So, with that in mind, my mash up would be mashing McRobinson with the mascot of the Second Line, Dooty the Jazz Snail. One has to imagine that if a person were to merge with a snail of any kind, even a jazz snail, their speed would fall from 90 to 0. After all, what are snails famous for? While taking away McRobinson's speed may not impact how his throwing is, it would take away the thing that makes him such a dangerous opponent, his rushing ability. The Hahalua would be much easier to game plan against, and the league would be a much easier place for the struggling Second Line.

[homercrates]

I believe I first saw this monstrosity in one of the Zenzeroni Xystarch the II articles.  It was the season of Zen, he was writing about Zenzeroni being off in the woods on a relaxing getaway.  He mentions this cat a saber cat.  A ghostly sabercat, it was a bone chilling thought.  Mashup a Wraith with a Sabercat.  Vats are already known for being the best stalkers on land.  Now imagine you give this hardly detectable stalker with claws the ability to vanish.  Give this finely tuned killing machine the ability to pass through walls.  Give this creature that can pounce the ability to float and run through air with nothing cause enough drag to slow the thing down, now you have a recipe for true terror.  A perfect stalking, killing machine now has Wraith like capabilities creating it to be even quieter, faster, and if you see the thing and manage to be able to actually run and not freeze in fear.  Where are you going to run?  Slam the door barely getting away and the Wraith Sabercat is now just going to pounce through the wall and finish you off.

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