(S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS!

[Jimi64]

To make an interesting mash up of mascots, you need to pick a couple hat are very different. That is why my choice would be a combination of the Kaiju and the Otters. The body would be shaped like the kaiju, but with the fur and the heads of the otters. Would this creation be cute or terrifying? Somewhere in between? I imagine that it would not be a creature of violence, but of triple the cuteness of an Otter. Another combination would be the Wraiths and the Sailfish. They would be called the Wraithfish. These would be the ghosts of fish that have been caught illegally by fisherman, coming back to haunt them and protect other fish. I have heard of ghostly animals before, but I've never seen ghostly fish, so I believe this is a genuinely unique idea. Lastly, I will present to you the silverback outlaw. Just imagine a gorilla in a cowboy hat. I don't know if there'd be a more likable mascot for a team. Just keep the New York logo and add the cowboy hat.

[modpro]

If we mash my player, Bull Dozier, with his copy cat, Bulldozier Dauterive, theoretically we'll combine our stats right? We are basically the same player. We both played for both of the same teams, play the same position, have the same name scheme, you name it, we're the same in that regard. Therefore, I think it is a reasonable assumption to say that mashing us together combines our stats. Imagine a one hundred and seventy six overall linebacker with one hundred and sixty five strength, one hundred and thirty five strength, one hundred and sixty six tackling, one hundred and seventy five agility, and one hundred and seventy speed. We would be an absolute monster. We would make the Austin Copperheads unstoppable. While yes, one could argue such a super player could be created by combining just about any two players, I would say our combination makes the most sense due to our similarities.

[Butteryicarus]

Figured it made sense for the Buccaneers to have a sea-worthy vessel in the form of the Seawolves!

[nunccoepi]

Ok, imagine this. We take the best mascot from the NCAA. Obviously that Sparty from Michigan State University because he has won the annual competition between all the mascots for who is the coolest like a zillion times. And then we mix him with the coolest mascot from the ISFL. That one is a little harder to pin down because people are biased and because perhaps there isn't as clear of a winner. But I think I would have to hand it to the yellowknife wraiths mascot. I guess that would just be the Wraith? I don't know. But imagine a wraith-like grim reaper version of Sparty and you've got yourself simultaneously one of the most iconic and badass mascots of all time. Like just the muscular piercing stare but in the holographic type blue that the wraiths have going on. Honestly Sparty should take on some type of paranormal type blue at some point for a color rush or something because that could get some serious hype behind it.

[Duilio05]

When the league eventually shrinks due to the eventual ban of AI users which kicks out half of the league because they're AI bots trolling us humans, the San Jose Sabercats will be merged with the Orange County Otters to form the Los Angeles Jaegers to combat the Osaka Kaiju. The world and the league are threatened by these monsters who destroy human lives and the best way to defeat them and send them back to pits from which they came is to create the Jaeger project. Giant mechanical machines utilizing and embodying the desires of man kind. This new team would feature coloration consisting of gray-blue with red and white highlights. The team helmets would illustrate the Jaeger cockpit with its strong angles slashing up across the side of helmets. The midfield logo would illustrate the Jaeger central energy core with mechanical patterns and bright red hot metal coloring. Kaiju beware, Jaegers are here.

[toivo]

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[oknom]

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[KaleSalad]

Well I can’t stress enough how silly this prompt was as I don’t really know many of the teams mascots. But going with the couple I know my own teams the outlaws masked bandit and the newest addition to the league the kiaju from Osaka. If you were to combine the wittiness and brains from the outlaws with the fierce and strength and pure intimidation of the kiaju it would be completely unstoppable when it came to dominating on the field. Having the multiple heads to have complete vision of everything going on and to see the open spots and what the defenders are doing before they even know. This would make the player an even better cheat code imagine a quarterback with that type of vision and situational awareness no way they ever have a bad play! Especially on a stacked team. Combine them to even make a running back or linebacker they would always have a beat and know where to go. Talk abou a new all star type athlete.

[Philliesphan96]

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[oilmandan]

The ISFL mascots had a competition to find the best mascot, but here's the kicker, they had to mash up with another mascot to compete. My mashup is an unlikely friendship, but it would be the most lethal by far. An outlaw and a ray. Hear me out, an armed man with the ability to spend unlimited time underwater and can sting you and shoot you? Who is gonna top that? Plus the wavy fin/wings on the ray, maybe we can even fly out of water for an extended period of time. I can't see any combo out there being able to top this one. Lord of the sea and the land, feared by the fish and peace loving folk of the ISFL, this bank robbing shoot em up stinger-man is a force to be reckoned with. It would be a super ugly combo, so maybe everyone would just avoid it too