(S35) PT 5 - Locker Room Incident

[mer]

SHL Affiliate

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[Raven]

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Written option: There has been a fight in your Locker Room. How did your Player and Team Respond?

Fights and kickers were handed out today between Beeblebrox and McHollywood. The two receiving options of the Kansas City Coyotes were in a big arguement over who deserved it more to get more targets. At first it was annoyed talking, which turned to yelling, which turned to a kerfuffle, but eventually broke out into a fully fledged fight. The locker room responded in shock at first. However Octavio Pérez knew what he had to do. He quickly got up from his seat and started yelling at odds for everyone to bet on. "I`ll take 2/5 odds on Beeblebrox winning and 4/1 on McHollywood. Be quick to get your bets in for this fight of the centuary''. The other Coyotes players all flooded around the fight and bets were being made every second. Beeblebrox being the bigger guy got a lot of love from the betters, but McHollywood wasn't a slought either. As the final punch was delivered it was actually a tie. There were no rules for ties so Pérez took the money and had a nice dinner from it.

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[JuOSu]

WSBL PT

[3lewsers]

When a fight occurs, you first need to break the parties up. Then you need to calm them down separately. At that point, you speak to them individually and assess the situation. In these situations, when a heated and intense fight or argument occurs, both people involved think they did no wrong. However, they are usually both to blame in some fashion. The key is listening to their side, providing some empathy, as well as helping them see the other side of the argument. Most fights are over something stupid, and it has been no different in this instance. I blamed Zoot for being a great GM and he told me he was from far from it. While that made me extremely angry, it was not until the dust settled that I decided he may be right. We hugged it out and decided that Zoot's argument against himself made a lot of sense. Who am I to argue with management when they really prove their case.

[MMFLEX]

The Hahalua had a late night out last Saturday where they made a giant bonfire and did alcoholic things and made smores. With the abundance of marshmallows we had, Sal Ami challenged EKW to see who could fit the most marshmallows in their mouth. The way Sal runs his big mouth all the time you'd think he had this silly challenge on lock, but EKW managed to fit more in his mouth. Sal, being the competitive guy he is, wasn't admitting defeat as he claimed EKW cheated as he chewed and swallowed marshmallows to make more room. EKW rolled with the punches at first, but Sal kept getting dirtier and dirtier with his comments that EKW eventually flung a flaming marshmallow at Sal which caught his shirt on fire and Sal rolled around in the sand. After Sal extinguished the fire from his body he rushed EKW and speared him directly in the gut before each landed a couple weak slaps before many of the other teammates broke them up. They have both moved on from the Marshmallow Mayhem.

[Michiganonymous]

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[JKortesi81]

The problem with the Honolulu Hahalua is that we just simply don’t fight. We’re all really nice to each other. This team is very tight knit and focused on winning the Ultimus. But even the best of friends have squabbles I guess. One really big fight we had was over what the color of the throw pillows should be for the new couch in the locker room. Another one was who should take our pet manta ray home to watch for a weekend. Multiple people thought it was “their turn” and as a result we had quite a hootenanny over it before we resolved that. But the biggest argument turned out to be on the team’s best friend camping trip: Which thing is best to cook over a campfire? We were very equally divided over a “spider dog”, which is when you slice a hot dog up to look like a spider, which cooks it faster on the inside versus a huge favorite, the s’more. We never came to a conclusion there, and we agreed to disagree, since both have their merits. Crazy times though. (185)

[zaynzk]

Scenes break out in the Minnisota locker room as Quarterback Owen Ferrell got into a fist fight with the 3 youngother quarterbacks. Ferrell is known as a lose nut so bonzzi buddy decided to get inbetween him  and really show a way to do and stuff. Ferrell threw his shoe at Brock Landers head and cut his nose. He started screaming and yelling and doing some crazy stuff and and Bonzi Buddy had to act fast, he grabbed Ferell from behind and suplexed him into the bench. Due to this he was un able to suit up against the next team so instead the three QB took turns throwing anad they did poorly. Ferell still angery could be seen yelling curses at the other team in a hateful manor what a piece of work that one guys is thats why minny has not won or made the playoffs with a toxic QB

[Cincyfan96]

When I tell you our locker room is tight, I mean it. We have been through bad seasons and great seasons together and we're bonded for life. So if you tell me that a fight has occurred in our locker room, the only reasonable expectation is that someone has broken in. I'm gonna say it was probably @mithrandir because that just feels right. Jealousy finally reared its ugly head and mith showed up in our locker room ready to tussle. So what happened? You better believe every single member of our locker room formed a wall and took one slow step after another toward him. I'm talking West Side Story style gang violence with a side of choreographed stylish dance moves. Mith was so frightened that he immediately turned his back and ran away as fast as his legs could carry him. Was this the most mature thing? Nah. But I gotta say it was fun, and our locker room is now closer than ever. Thanks, friend!

[McLovin]

Written option: There has been a fight in your Locker Room. How did your Player and Team Respond?

I would sort out all the differences with a fight club. I'd take everyone to the training rooms instead and have them fight on the mats in a giant circle. While people are challenging their enemies or fellow teammates to a fight I will be taking bets from the players on whatever match is happening at the time. Maybe I would do like a WWE thing where the winner gets a belt and I would try and play into dramatics. There would be entrance songs and chairs and ladders in the arenas. I do not know about the budget constraints but I'd like to see what I could do as far as giant cages or spark machines go. I'd be dressed up as the ref and I'd encourage the teammates to put on a Luchador or wrestler costume. I would definitely be a terrible ref and take bribes but don't tell them that.

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