If I were to mashup two mascots it would be the New York Silverbacks and the New Orleans Secondline mascots. This creates a full parade band of gorillas. Gorillas waddling around on their short legs with giant bass drums strapped to their chest is just funny. Who would be better than a gorilla in getting the loudest drum beat? A gorilla might have trouble operating the more complex brass instruments, but they can beat a drum better than anyone. Now I must confess, although a group of gorillas playing the drums and tubas is fun, This is not my goal. My real goal is to build the ultimate football team and parade of gorillas would be unstoppable. The parade is just to maximize the number of gorillas. A full offensive and defensive line of giant primates? Pancakes and TFLs for days. The opposing quarterbacks would not last a quarter. Their last sight in life would be a giant gorilla charging them in a cute band hat.
Every TPE is just another Brick in the Wall