If i could swap places with any player in the league, I’d wanna swap with a quarterback. It doesn’t matter who it is as long as it is not Thor. Then once I get to finally play the great protected role of ISFL QB I would intentionally be terrible. Fumbles, interceptions you name it. I even think I might intentionally sit in the end zone and take a safety, and the best part of all of this would be the reactions. The league discord would make jokes, the GMs would throw the computers because constantly the qb sucks, even in sim testing they would be helpless to avoid the instant fumble and interceptions. It would be even funnier if this was a contending team and bad QB play sunk the entire ship. I guess the only other idea I would have is to play kicker but only make the most difficult kicks and miss the most easy kicks.
Just once in his career Rascal would like to have a pick six. Looking at the stats so far in the ISFL Scott Junior of the New Orleans Secondline has already racked up an impressive 7 interceptions, along with a blocked field goal and 3 TD’s from his Free Safety position. Juan would love the opportunity to swap places with Scott Junior to showcase his athleticism without needing to put his hand in the dirt and battle in the trenches.
Now Juan’s lack of speed and hideously disfigured hands will likely present some challenges for this swap to work, but he’s not lacking in gumption. And I imagine wide receivers would keep a watchful eye on the former nose tackle fearing the boom being laid on them as they try to catch passes over the middle.
Scott Junior’s impressive skill set might largely be wasted as a defensive tackle, but the fact he collected a blocked field goal shows he has the ability to get home. I’m sure a brief swap to up his sack total might help him round off his defensive player of the year resume. Win-Win.
If I could switch with anyone it would probably be Tmoney. He's essentially if I went offense and was more involved with the league. I really liked how he kind of seamlessly went into GMing for the ISFL. I imagine in a different universe I'm just as involved, but due to working overnights and lack of reliable Internet I can't really be as committed as I'd like to be. I still do my best in order to continue to the league as a whole and remain active, but all the researching and whatnot is way too time-extensive for me on a mobile device. It's the main reason why I haven't gotten more coherent media out, because I want the data together to back up my claims. Also having my wife be part of the league would be fun, altho mine has absolutely no interest in it beyond the funny stuff. Overall despite my rhetoric and the verifiable traitor accusations he's the perfect example of an ideal, active user.
If I could switch with any single player and their situation in the entire ISFL and DSFL, it would be Nakira Ayame. While Ayame has been putting up stats like no other and has consistently led or been close to leading in all-purpose yards every year, I can not help but feel they are leaving something on the table. With thousands upon thousands of yards in their career, Ayame will go down as one of the great RBs in the league but they could have done even more. If Ayame just had a drop of the grit, intensity and wizardness of a player like Riggins, the Crash would never have to throw the ball again. They could just hand it off or pass to Tim Riggins Ayame every single play and watch the scoreboard explode. Not only does Ayame lack the mental capacity of someone like Riggins, they also aren't on that HGP or Human Growth Potion that has turned Riggins into the beastly rookie he is today. Fortunately for Ayame, they don't have to be in Riggins situation as they would struggle even worse than the almighty Yeti have this year.
If I were considering swapping places with any player in the league right now, it would be Josh Patterson, the quarterback of the San Jose SaberCats. Patterson's performance this season has been electric, with his team holding an impressive 10-2 record, currently tied for first in their conference. The idea of stepping into Patterson's shoes at this important part of the season, with the playoffs looming on the horizon would be a lot of fun. Leading a team that looks ready for a deep playoff run is what everyone dreams of having the chance to do. With the stakes high and every game crucial, the pressure for your dot to perform would be quite a bit, but that's the whole point of doing this sim league. Patterson's statistics speak volumes about why I would pick him in particular. Surpassing the 3000 passing yards mark and notching an impressive 32 touchdown passes, all while minimizing interceptions to just 7, showcases his ability to consistently deliver every week. Overall, I feel the most entertaining player to switch with right now is Josh Patterson and it would give me the one of the best shots to experience a championship.
I think the player I would be most interested in swapping places with would be Wolfie McDummy Jr. Infinite has had unbelievably poor luck with QBs despite consistently max earning and, at least currently in Baltimore, being surrounded by a solid supporting cast of weapons. I'm a sucker for sim testing and optimization, so I'd be very curious to help test out strategies and alternate builds that might help figure out what's going on to turn that career around. Even considering how run heavy Baltimore is, I don't see why McDummy shouldn't be posting stat lines similar to Arizona's Donovan Winters III; low volume but extreme efficiency.
On the flip side, I honestly have no idea how Wolfie would do as a safety. Whereas I've been a defensive player my entire time in the ISFL, infinite has consistently played offensive players (QB more often than not, but also spent time as a running back and kicker). It would be an interesting role reversal.