Quote:1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
Graphic: Make a graphic displaying the matchups in the playoffs. If completed before sim, predict scores and show stats, if after, give a summary of game showing stats and top performers.
Ah yes the great playoff tradition of the mighty and noble and attractive and smart and sexy and witty and funny and heroic and charismatic Tijuana Luchadores beating the stinky and dumb and ugly and frail San Antonio Marshals in the playoffs specifically the conference championships because under the current system those two teams couldn't meet in the Ultimini since they're in the same conference so Tijuana beating San Antonio in the conference championship has become a tradition unlike any other let's review in Season 7 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 22-10 in Season 8 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 14-13 in Season 9 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 24-19 in Season 10 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 24-3 in Season 11 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 31-20 we don't talk about Season 12 in Season 13 the Luchadores beat the Marshals 37-10 and that brings us to this season where the Luchadores beat the Marshals 30-21 thanks to Forrest Gump absolutely running roughshod to the tune of 160 yards and 2 touchdowns on 14 carries how insane is that he also had a catch for 10 yards so dude straight beat up the 13-1 San Antonio Marshals wowza and probably the biggest play I've ever seen came in the 3rd quarter when Gump scored a 96 yard touchdown which is just insane like sometimes we see quarterbacks have runs like that because of their weird endurance system or whatever but not running backs that's insane and the longest run by a running back ever in either league and nobody else has even broken 90 so wowza what a performance.
Quote:7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
Graphics: Create a statistical summary of what improvements your team has made from the previous year or why your team was better than their record.
Well you see my team the Tijuana Luchadores should be looked at as the favorite to win the Ultimini because of all of our insanely productives send downs I mean we're gonna have Corvo Horvo for another season slinging the ball around the field not to mention an offensive line made almost entirely of human players of which 3 will be actives and I'm assuming Forrest Gump and Rod Tidwell both get sent back down for 1 more season so wham bam that's a scary ass offense right there and that's not even all the offensive weapons so then you look at the defensive side and wowza that's some business I gotta say because players like Jimmy Slothface who recorded 123 tackles and 4 sacks and 3 pass deflections will have another season of earning under their belts and then really there are potential playmakers all over the Tijuana defense especially at what seems to be the most important for our sim purposes which is linebacker now the biggest question mark here is that because the DSFL is such a run-dominant league where quarterbacks tend to struggle will the Luchadore defense be good enough in the front 7 to stop the run because that is one of the things that cost them against the Pythons in the Ultimini as they were able to feed their stable of running backs and just drain the clock on long drives so we'll see but yeah the Luchadores are definitely favorites to win the Ultimini for sure.
Quote:8) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus or Ultimini playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
Graphic: Create a graphic of a player showing maybe they are overrated with statistical back up, or a statistical prediction of what they will do in the game.
Well because I am a hard-hearted and hateful person I was rooting against a ton of teams this season in the playoffs in both the NSFL and DSFL playoffs so it's hard for me to narrow this down to just one but I have to say it would probably be the eventual Ultimus champions the San Jose Sabercats and really not for any of the classic reasons like they have someone on the team I don't like or I was big rivals with them on my last player or anything like that because their roster is full of guys I like in fact before Muford killed it with his disdain for friendship I was playing a d&d campaign with a lot of guys on the Sabercats but nonetheless I was pretty upset when they won the championship for a few reasons first of all I'm a hater so I always root for tortured franchises and fan bases to continue suffering that's why I rooted against the Cubs in the World Series and the Cavaliers in the NBA Finals and the Sabercats in the Ultimus but even beyond that I didn't like the way they were ultra sensitive this season I mean any time anybody said anything about anything this season it seemed like a Sabercat would chime in to "WAYLLL AKCHTUALLEEEE" which is mildly annoying the perfect example of this was early on in the season after San Jose lost to New Orleans and was trailing Philadelphia I said something to the effect of "wow San Jose can't beat the bottom feeders" obviously flaming the Liberty by implying that they were a bottom feeder like New Orleans but no Liberty took the fairly low quality bait instead I hooked like 3 or 4 Sabercats who decided to bravely defend their team's honor against a comment not directed at them several minutes later after the game went final and the Sabercats came out on top so yeah there were a few instances like that this season so it was unfortunate that the sensitive Sabercats won but as much as I don't like teams that can't handle light trash talk winning at least it wasn't Orange County and that dirty snek @Ben.
Quote:13) That Magic Moment
Writen: Pick one moment from a playoff game and describe what made it so amazing to watch.
Graphic: Create a graphic immortalizing that moment
Without a doubt the most magical moment in the playoffs came when Forrest Gump ran for 96 yards and a touchdown against the San Antonio Marshals so let me paint the setting for you a word picture if you will so it was the SFC championship and for the like 10th straight season it was Luchadores vs Marshals because the Solar Bears were a bot team for a long time and as we established in a previous prompt the Marshals have a long and storied history of losing to the Luchadores in the playoffs but this season looked different as the Luchadores struggled mightily early on before salvaging a record of 8-6 while the Marshals just blitzkrieged teams en route to a 13-1 record including a 4-0 record against Tijuana but NOT SO FAST said Forrest Gump you see the Tijuana Luchadores took a 20-7 lead into halftime but the Marshals did good and scored a quick touchdown to make it 20-14 after a 67 yard return and then 15 yard penalty started the drive on the Tijuana 14 yard line and then the Marshals kicked off to the 4 yard line where it was returned for 0 yards and it looked like the Marshals would be getting the ball back with great field position to try to take the lead but no Forrest Gump takes off for a 96 yard touchdown on the very first play of the drive to bury the Marshals and score the longest rushing touchdown by a running back in NSFL and DSFL history.