02-08-2021, 01:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-08-2021, 02:03 PM by Cincyfan96.)
We're going ultimate throwback mode for my dream Ultimus. We're gonna head to Pete Wheeler's house for a sick rendition of backyard football. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we're pulling out all the stops! Live commentary by the legendary Sunny Day and guest host Chuck Downfield, genuine pool noodle goal posts, we're even going to steal the bleachers from the middle school football stadium and park them right next to Pete's dad's F250 and hope that no one notices until the game's over! While most of the bleachers will be taken up by the neighborhood kids, you know the crew - Lisa Crockett, Kiesha Phillips, Vicki and Kenny Kawaguchi, and of course, Pablo Sanchez, we might still be able to fit a few of your moms in the stands. But tell your dads they'd better bring the lawn chairs. Don't worry, though, that old time nostalgia will be more than worth the crammed seating and the complaining neighbors! Halftime, you ask? Easy. We're changing up the norm and having a skills drill. We'll have Pete Wheeler running 40 yard dash competitions, Pablo Sanchez showing off trick catches, and Keisha Phillips arm wrestling anyone who dares to challenge her. It's gonna be a freaking riot. I'm so pumped. Let's go!!!