Whoa, as a professional football player, we are not getting paid enough for potentially getting brain damage 16 games every season. I personally am only paid 4 million a year and I think I should be getting paid 300m a year. So when I checked my bank account this morning in order to buy myself a Bugatti, I saw my salary deposit was 4m more than my usual pay. Hell yea, now I can afford 10 more Bugattis for my family! There is no way on earth would I tell my GM, they can just sell a few more season tickets to die hard fans. Now that I am committed to committing robbery against my own team and I want to ensure I keep my money. I know my team has an accounting team and it's a matter of time until they ask for the money back. I'm gonna have to assemble a team (a la Oceans 11) and infiltrate the office and wipe the transaction from all of their computers. If that works, then I will forever be 4 million dollars richer and then I can support my family with Bugattis. We will have the best cars in the neighbour hood and nobody will be able to match it at all. Thanks Arizona Outlaws!
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