It's about time the media department asked to film Bender instead of following Goat Tank around. I mean all he does is walk around shouting "GOAT TANK" at people. How is that even good television? Anyways, Bender starts off his day waking up at precisely 6:19 AM everyday. He doesn't use an alarm clock dumb humans need. His internal clock is calculated to one hundred decimal places. The first thing he does is take a swig from his favorite beer: BendërBrau. He starts off the day drinking because a sober bot is a dangerous bot. At least that's what his mom used to tell him as a kid. Next he kicks out any fembots that might have stayed the night. What are they still doing in his house in the morning anyways? Go away. Then he starts to head over to the team facility for practice. They is a casino on the way so he usually stops off the for a few rounds of blackjack. After 4 hours of hard boozing and losing money. By the time Bender arrives to practice, it is already basically over and the team is doing conditioning. The coach yells at Bender and tells him that he has extra training to make up for the time that he missed. Bender takes a deep puff of his cigar and blows the smoke in the coaches face. "Bite my glorious golden ass hehehehe"
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