Super power? Bender don't need no super power! I'm a robot; He's already better than all you meatbags and whatnots! But if everyone else is cheating and getting a power up then Bender is gonna get in on the action too. One early afternoon, while the professor is taking a nap, Bender sneaks into his office and steals that time device. You know, the one in the last episode of futurama that lets you travel back in time seconds. That one! All your dumb super powers don't stand a chance when Bender can see exactly what your going to do. He simply stands back and watches the play unfold. After it's over, he'll hit the button and reset time 10 seconds. After that he'll simply waltz over and make the play. All while smoking a cigar. But you know Bender, the cocky mother. Decided to only use it on one play to get a sack. Let's not use it to win a game.
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