05-06-2022, 10:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2022, 10:57 PM by AnUnoriginalGuy. Edited 1 time in total.)
We now head over to Shazam Hefner for his thoughts on the DSFL draft. Hit it, PSH.
Well, to be completely honest, this draft showed a hell of a lot of valor, love, respect, and stealing, which sounds like a Friday night at a Holiday Inn, but I digress. The first round showed high expectations that’ll probably be fulfilled. Graham Harper going first is a key indicator of just how big of a threat he’ll be in the back, and I, for one, am excited to see him tear it up. Speaking of defensive players, Kevin McThumper comes to mind as well - like Harper, the linebacker seems like a major threat to any offensive line, and I believe he’ll be in the running for ROY too. Some later rounds showed some key depth too: I gotta say, Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin brings a sort of vibe I haven’t seen since possibly Dan Campbell. I mean, the guys name is literally Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin, how can you say no to that? One of, if not the biggest draft steals was Derrick Prince. He obviously wants to do this, he’s incredibly active, and he, like Jarvis, has a great personality, especially in the time I interviewed him. It is a borderline crime that Bondi Beach got away with him. Mid-to-late rounds showed depth, the most notable of these being Tom Robinson for the SeaWolves and Jair Pharaoh for Kansas City. I can see most, if not all of the early rounders having a chance at the Rookie of the Year trophy. I just hope these guys live it up and do their best. Back to y’all in the studio.
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