(S35) PT 5 - Locker Room Incident

[Ephenssta]

If, and this is a huge if, a fight of that nature were to break out in the yeti locker room, I am positive many of us would feel guilty and seek to apologize nearly immediately. We all get along incredibly well and I think it would take some extraordinary circumstances for us to come to blows, whether literally or by words. So for something like that to happen, someone would likely have been going through a rough time and just had too much, in which case I would like to think we would all get together, shake hands, and put it behind us. Although sometimes in the post game interviews in the sim one of our players does get a little bit savage. Perhaps that would be enough to spark something one day, although I seriously doubt it would be more than an adult conversation about being kind to your teammates. We value that at the Yeti, after all. I would hope that the people we draft and recruit through FA are on board with that.

[sarah]

as the kicker, i am socially distanced away from the rest of the team. first, when a fight breaks out, what i do is grab an entire basket of popcorn, sit back, relax, and enjoy the entertainment that is around me. after the fight has gone on for a while, double doink has enough of the bullshit and decides to actually stand up and yell "STOP". double doink comes up, stands on a table, while the absolute shock of the kicker doing literally anything incapacitates the rest of the team. double doink comes in and now tells everyone "fighting does nothing". double doink hands everyone bottles of pepsi then leaves.

afterwards, double doink heads to an active war zone in the middle east conflict. double doink, in the native language, yells "STOP" and says "fighting does nothing" while being surrounded by sniper fire. Double doink gives everyone some bottles of pepsi and later on is awarded the nobel peace price for contributions towards peacekeeping

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[xenosthelegend]

It has been a rough season for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, but that was not the reason a fight broke out in the locker room after a practice. The reason a fight broke out was because of the creation of Bondi Beach NFTs. The locker room was fairly unanimous in their dissatisfaction of the decision to create them, but that did not stop a brawl from breaking out. It started when Derrick Prince threw a haymaker at Bruce Buckley Jr., then Bruce Buckley Jr. threw him into Nathan Meagher. From there everyone got the message that a fight was breaking out. Bageshwari Singh ran away quickly, for fear that most of the team wanted to attack him. Eventually, American Boot had to be physically restrained by most of the team when he went to grab his rocket launcher. Regardless of what happened, the message to was clear, and the Bondi Beach NFTs were quickly pulled from the market.

[CptGoosar]

So there has been a locker room fight. Well the first and most important thing to check on before doing absolutely anything is to ensure those that were involved in the fight are separated from each other but more importantly that all are well and any injury’s that have been sustained are cared for and no further risks are possible. Once all of that has been taken cared off it time for see how the wounds both physical, relationship & mental are healed or starting to be healed at least. 

The first stage in recovering the broken relationships is to determine how the fight first broke out, what the cause of it was, who was involved & how could it have been prevented. Let’s now answers thoughs in turn. 

Find out how the fight broke out, simply boils down to asking those involved plus the captions of the locker room. Important to check here that the story all align with other. 

The cause of the fight really is the same questions as above and should be answered above. 

Who was involved, also should be answered again in the first set of questioning. This is an important question to answer and you’ve got to decide who needs to be disciplined etc. 

Now I think the most important question really is how can this be prevented. Here you can set up new policy’s, do the Captains needs to be involved in the LR etc. 

I think that’s how you go about preventing further fights on the locker room in the future & hopefully improves the team morals as well

[yesboom]

NEVER ! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND ? N E V E R - shouted the Royal's lawyer to Seb. Locked in his office, the two of them were arguiing. But we found him, Seb retorted. He doesn't have anywhere to go, and what better place to live than here? He's already part of the team! Even with the doors closed, most of the players, attracted by the commotion, were starting to gather and see what was going on inside. They knew what the fight was about. It wasn't hard to guess. A few days ago, before their first walkthrough of the day, they had heard a roar. Intrigued, a few intrepid followed the sound which seemed to stem from the equipment room. As they opened it, they found themselves face to face with a lion. No one knew how it got there, and no one knew how to speak lion to ask him. Yet, this meeting sounded like fate to them. Indeed, most players felt the team was missing a mascot, and this lion was nothing but a gift from the gods. Quarterstorm tried to roar in a friendly way. The lion roared back. Friendship had been established. To the surprise of no one on the team, Seb loved the idea of having a real lion as a mascot. It'll make us even more intimidating, he thought. Fast forward to now, a few days later. The team's lawyer weren't happy with the decision to keep a lion. He argued it was iffy from a legal standpoint. Seb argued Lions shouldn't be held to our laws as they can't read and don't know them. The lion roared in agreement with Seb. He had never had the chance to learn to read after all. The lawyer asked if having the lion in the room while they were talking was really necessary. Seb acted offended, answering it'd be ridiculous to have an argument without the principal interested present, knowing full well the lion was mainly here as intimidation tactic. The lawyer looked at the lion. The lion looked at him. Seb looked at them. The players were looking at the door, still closed. Suddenly, the lawyer pulled out his phone, ready to call PETA. He knew he had to be quick. Trying to outspeed a top CB was a mistake, he hadn't typed a single number that Seb had already jumped over the desk, tackling him on the ground. It was over. He had lost. He knew that whatever he'd do, they would keep this lion. He got up dejected. On the other side of the doors, some players were ready to pop the champagne already. The lion tried to go for a handshake but the lawyer declined, ashamed by his lose and the evident stupidity of everyone around him.