06-06-2022, 10:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2022, 10:05 AM by allbetsonjames. Edited 2 times in total.)
Inspector Gadget seems like someone who is a great player, as in his first game ever he recorded 8 tackles, and forced a fumble. But I can assure you, that this is all a facade, you are being fooled into believing that you should draft him highly in the upcoming DSFL draft. Under the surface this man is pure evil. In the locker room, he wants to fire the Glims, the GM. I don't know if anyone else wants to fire Glims, but Inspector Gadget, despite being there for one game, already wants to fire the GM. Clearly an indication of terrible character. But the character concerns don't stop there, they only continue. I heard that Inspector Gadget went to an art museum, and tilted every painting. But he didn't just tilt every painting an arbitrary amount, he was very intentional with it, and made sure that every painting was tilted a different amount. He also supports the Bondi Beach NFTs, calling it the best decision they have made all season. Despite it being coarse, rough, and getting everywhere, Inspector Gadget likes sand. Inspector Gadget goes to the McDonalds drive thru at 2 AM, and orders 9 filet o fish sandwiches with 9 small fries, all of which without salt. Inspector Gadget actively steals the toilet paper from public restrooms. At parties, he puts out a bowl of M&Ms and skittles. But the bowls are not separate, they are one bowl, and it is a 'fun guessing game' when someone takes a handful. Inspector Gadget not only likes pineapple on pizza, but also brings his own emergency ketchup bottle to every pizza place he goes to. At his local supermarket, he purchased their entire supply of potatoes and cheese, for a month straight. He denied everyone else potatoes and cheese, he didn't even use them for anything, he just stockpiled them, and still probably has them lying around somewhere. Inspector Gadget only eats his steak well done, or completely raw. For entertainment one day, Inspector Gadget superglued a quarter to the sidewalk, and watched for hours as people tried, and failed to pick it up. Inspector Gadget makes his animal crackers fight, but never consumes any of them, and instead is left with a massive pile of broken animal cracker corpses, that is disposed of. Inspector Gadget thinks Ryan Negs is the greatest QB of all time. Inspector Gadget made his silly bands into circles only. At certain restaurants, Inspector Gadget will snatch a fly from outside for the sole purpose of putting in his soup. When Inspector Gadget worked at his local Taco Bell growing up, he put all of the sour cream in one end of the burrito. If all of the above has not convinced you that Inspector Gadget should not be drafted anywhere near the first round, I truly don't know what will, except for maybe this next one. Inspector Gadget does not think that Frost sux lmap. Clearly Inspector Gadget is a menace to society, and any thought of him going in at least the first three rounds has been extinguished by now.