As the quarterback and one of the more senior members of the team, Tight End Eighty-Two can be considered a leader of the team who is expected to show the rookies the right way to do things, not just on a football field but in life as well. And he does this, giving excellent football and life advice. He seems disinterested in pranking rookies, but his plan has actually been a slow burn. Everyone trusts him, so when he invites the rookies to a club to get some drinks and get them wanting to chat with some members of their preferred sex, they ask him for help. And ever the incredible leader, he provides the most embarrassing, horrific, and absolutely hilarious things to say. They think he might be wrong but TE82 hasn’t failed them yet, might as well trust him once more. And the laugh he got out of watching the rookies totally make fools of themselves in front of a whole club was more than worth it.
(07-05-2021, 03:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic
After being pranked all last season as McAlister was a rookie, he was finally happy to be able to pull these pranks on the newest and biggest draft class that the team has had in a while. Staring with the annual secondary dinner/rookie dinner, we invited the whole defensive secondary to the best restaurant in town and order whatever we want, then at some point, everyone leaves besides rookie CB Suggs Upshar II, unfortunately his father who was also on OCO did not tell him about this, and he ended up having to pay the 200,000$ bill at the end of the night. The next big prank is not telling them about the double gameday on the first week of the year, causing them to not show up until halftime during the week 4 game, which may or may not of caused us to lose that came due to the commitment of the rookie pranks, but oh well cant wait to do it again next season.
The New York Silverbacks finally decided to call up running back Michaelangelo McTurtle from the DSFL and the team couldn't wait to start messing with him. There were the obvious pranks, of course. Things like forcing him to pay the check after the team pulled a dine and dash. Or having him "fill in" for the equipment manager and do all the team's laundry. You know, the usual. But the biggest, most fun prank is the one the team continues to pull. Every game, the Silverbacks let McTurtle run up and down the field. Carry after carry against the defense. Really just grinding out the yards. And then, just as the team is about to score, quarterback Malcolm Savage will either hand the ball off to our other running back Brandon Prince, or sometimes Savage will just keep the ball and run it into the endzone himself. No touchdown for McTurtle. Hilarious.
Barry is a super villain so he’s not exactly the greatest when it comes to harmless pranks. Let’s just say some people ended up having years of therapy after a Badman prank. In an effort to tone it down a bit for the Season 36 rookies. He partnered up with fellow defensive player Christian Marciano to develop the most outrageous prank to utilize on the rookies that wasn’t going to harm them physically or mentally.
Barry & Christian captured multiple squirrels from the local park and trained them for months and months on how to take items and bring them back to their masters. They slowly trained them to only go after one item. Ear buds. Now whenever the rookies are listening to music and take out their buds the squirrels immediately run over and steal their buds. The rookies have been accusing one another of theft but little do they know it’ the sophomore bad boys. The rookies will get them back at the end of the season but for now they’ll have to stew in anger.
Now not being from this planet I have a hard time with judging how severe my pranks really are as I have been known to take things too far, like when I hid a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal in someone's locker and they unfortunately got rather eaten. Now as I am the rookie I am expected to be pranked on which again I do not like either because I am far to cool a guy to be pranked. Now this season Jim the Vampire did try and prank me and hid my shirt after practise, which he thought was funny but I has the last laugh. As a revenge prank I pushed him into a wormhole that took him to the total perspective vortex where you are shown how truly insignificantly small you are compared to the entire universe, which in hide sight was a slight overreaction as if Jim was human it would have killed him, luckily he isn't so it just left him with terrible psychological trauma. You should have seen his face though, lol
Jean-Ralphio is quite possibly one of the biggest pranksters of all time. At least that's what he tells people. He assumes insurance fraud and his other moral grey area activities qualify, of course. As part of the new class, Jean-Ralphio can see the pranks coming from a mile away, so he is of course prepared. He deftly dodged a bucket of paint above the door of the locker room; his teammates were not as lucky. He immediately noticed the whoopie cushions under their seats as well. He sat on the floor while his teammates let out exaggerated farting noises as they took their seats. Jean-Ralphio decided to pay a small army of thieves to jack all of the veterans highly expensive cars during the first practice. Many of them did not appreciate this as the thieves tended to drive them like rentals (per Jean-Ralphio's suggestion), causing several damaged vehicles and insurance claims to be filed. Thankfully nobody has figured out who the mastermind was yet.
Elessar Jones has been around the New Orleans Second Line locker room for a couple years. He's been training hard and waiting his turn to be the starting quarterback for the team, and that time has finally arrived. As the "veteran" on the block, Jones had some funny surprises for his two rookie wide receivers, Don Dobbler and Rockbot Rockbo. On their first day of practice, Jones snuck into the facility early and greased all the footballs that would be used for the receiving drills. He kept the laces clean so that he could still throw the balls, but the rest of the ball area was quite slick. Jones could tell Dobbler and Rockbo were nervous as they lined up for their first drills. Jones called for Dobbler to run a quick slant. Dobbler made his cut and Jones delivered a chest high strike, which slipped right through Dobbler's hands. The same happened for Rockbo. Then they both dropped two more. Jones and the rest of the veterans on offense, like star WR Mada, mocked the young receivers, saying "this is the big leagues now, boys. If you can't hold on to the ball, you are gonna get cut. They looked terrified until we finally filled them in on the joke, that all the balls were treated to make them hard to catch.
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