(S36) PT 1 - Just a Prank Bro

[Starboy]

With a new season comes new faces in the facilities in New Orleans which also means time for some of the best pranks out there. Jason Garciaparra has had years of prank expertise that has made him the ultimate prankster which is why he had to set his sights high now that he could no longer just prank his sister before a season. Early during the week, Jason had his prank set for the new quarterback Elessar Jones and it all began with a simple switch of positions. Initially Elessar had not met everyone on the Second Line in person yet as he remained too busy with the DSFL. During his first practice in the ISFL, Jason and Stig replaced each other on the field. At first, Elessar was none the wiser as he stood beside a tall running back regardless. The entire week resulted in the two switching back and forth with accents, plays, and even trying to go the extra mile by having the GM get involved. It was not until Jason sacked Elessar from a pistol formation that Elessar realized his mistake and had to keep a mental note about how the two looked even with the same jersey on.

[Sebster]

One of the main things that we consider a prank in London is holding the position of GM. For my prank I decided to make @Gordon Bombay the GM of london and retire right now. LOL get fucked idiot. I hope you have fun running London. This is a sick prank because London is the best DSFL team and Gordo is the best GM so I think this will work out well but it was funny in the short term. This is funny because Gordo is a friend of mine and now I am making him the sole GM of London. I hope he enjoys it because he is a good person and I am not. Hopefully this will help him on the journey of buying a house because owning a house is a lot like GMing a DSFL team. It takes a lot of work but eventually it pays off!

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[dogwoodmaple]

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[Dindog]

So I’m not the biggest fan of pranking rookies, but I will admit that it can be a lot of fun. So I’ve decided to keep it very simple these season and also pretty light. My idea this season was to use some zip ties and a bit of creativity. This one also actually happened to me irl so yeah. Basically we zip tie all of their belongings together and spread them throughout the facilities. Even zip tie them to things around the facility. This type of prank is super simple doesn’t break or damage anybody else’s belongings and it’s the right amount of frustration all they have to do is scramble around to find some scissors that we hid to cut there stuff free. And we get to watch them scramble and be frustrated a bit. Nothing wrong with messing with the rookies a little as long as no one takes it too far.

[MobiausGrander]

Well since I'm a sophomore now, I finally to get to be on the other side of pranking the rookies! I wonder amongst the possibilities on what to prank the rookies with and I got it. I will invoke the Majima Everywhere prank! (If you've played Kiwami 1, then you know where this is going.) I plan to call the rookies on their phones and tell them that they have to find me to prevent getting soaked with balloons or getting pied by the fellow seniors, but if I catch them unawares, I will make them do a dance battle with me that will be recorded for shits and giggles and to invoke embarrassment on the rookies if they can't overcome my challenge! There are a few rookies and vets that I know will love this challenge, namely Jason, who is a huge Yakuza fan, as well as our GM! I can't wait to try this out!

[Fronk]

To welcome the new rookies to the International Simulation Football League, the team decided to dress up the rookies in different variations of mascot outfits. The players would have to wear the mascot outfits throughout the day. We went to breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. A couple of the rookies were dressed up like The Little Mermaid characters. There were several kids in the restaurant that asked for autographs. After breakfast, we had a team bonding experience at a Top Golf. The best part was trying to watch the rookies in the inflatable costumes or the oversized Sailfish costumes try and see the ball, let alone hit it. One player even fell into the safety netting. I doubt he will never hear the end of that fall. Finally to end the day, we had a quick team practice. The rookies had a crazy time running and doing drills in mascot costumes.

[GlimsTC]

Ganyu is no stranger to pranking, as many of her friends from her past were quite the pranksters themselves. However, it had been quite a few years since she had been pranked and with all of the official business she finds herself being a part of outside of the field, It's not really been something that's ever found itself hitting her thought process. Even in her rookie season, no one dared prank her as not to mess up her flow. This all changed though after returning to the locker room following NOLA's loss in week 1. While decompressing, a certain Don Dobbler approached her and stood before her for a moment. Ganyu was about to speak up and ask what was up until WHAM!!!!!!! @Jaywe88 slammed a pie right into her face, in front of everyone, and then promptly ran off before she could even wipe all of the pie off of her eyes.

Weeks passed, and Ganyu never made any mention of the prank to Don when she ran into him around the team facilities and locker rooms. It was clear that Don felt uneasy about this, but this is Ganyu we're talking about, what's there to worry about? Unfortunately for Don, apparently plenty. While Ganyu may not seem like the kind to be petty or one to seek revenge, she was ready to lay the smackdown on the Dobbler for what he did. And that she did, or that she had been doing. For you see, it's well known that Don Dobbler likes drinking whole milk, so Ganyu had been secretly swapping his milk out with 1% low fat milk! She was going for the long game, and she planned on enjoying every moment of it.