“Y’know, over the off-season, I did some pretty sweet things. I took a nice trip over to Sydney for some nice sightseeing and touring. They had a really cool color fest, looked like one of those Christmas displays where you drive through them, but they had lights all in the parks and trails next to the harbor, and the the Bridge was lit up in the night, and so was the Opera House! Then I flew back to my hometown of Chicago and spent time with my family up there. I will say in the summer it gets damn hot up there, but not as hot as the ol’ bayou city of New Orleans. Now I can’t confirm or deny if the new S41 Class of NOLA rookies went out drinking on bourbon street and may or may have not have gotten into bar fights, and the reason this can’t be confirmed is because I may have given all of those drunkards the ol’ Kyle “Dropkick” Crane special and given them short term amnesia”
Jumbo Edward is a rough and tough player, so during the offseason, he went to look for a new hobby to bring that image down to a lower level. When trying to decide what to do - he tried several new hobbies. Train modeling, kite flying, R/C cars, and vegetable growing. Out of all these, he grew his vegetables during the offseason. This helped him relax a little bit and enjoy nature. Something which Jumbo does not often do. He ended up growing a ton of variety of veggies. It also helped him lean up for the season! Healthy eating equals a healthy body. This translated to helping his team as well. Since he got pretty good at it, he would hand out various veggies from his garden to his teammates. Overall, it was a great offseason for Jumbo Edward. He learned a new hobby that brought down his villain image and helped the team in the process.
This offseason was pretty special for Sim, first of all, before the offseason, all of his family came from Norway to America to see his first appearance in the playoff. After that, they stayed 1 month with him to visit his adoptive country. Sim have brought his family to the nicest restaurants in town, and buyed them a lot of things to thanks them for all the effort and sacrifice they made to help him suceed in the best league in the world. He also went to disney world for 4 days with his littles brother and sister, it was the best day of their lives. After that much needed time with his family, Sim went back to business 1 month later, he started to train even harder. He knew his team was in a good position to go far this season, and wanted to do everything he could to help them achieve the ''ultimus'' goal.
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Chaos Vert being a rookie in the DSFL he really didn't have anytime to do anything else than train during the offseason. He felt he had something to prove and wanted to make sure he would get drafted without a doubt into the DSFL. So his daily routine would be waking up at around 7am to go straight to the gym to hit weights with his strength and conditioning coach. Then at around 9 he would head home and eat some breakfast and take a shower. Once it's a 11 he would head back out to go back with his conditioning coach and work on drills at his local high school football stadium. He would usually bring friends with him but was mostly business when there. Then at like 2 he would go eat at his house or with friends depending on the day. Would then take a nap at around 4 to like 6 and then head over to rehab to finish off the day. Eat dinner after then get ready to go to sleep and try to be in bed by at least 10:30 - 11. That is what his daily life looked like during the offseason. He didn't really take any breaks.
Donte Darius, as per usual, had an offseason filled with partying. As a matter of fact, during the middle of the offseason, he hosted a party at New York’s infamous stadium, the Jungle. Numerous ISFL players attended the party, including Dax Dangerfield, The Hammer, and Michaelangelo McTurtle among others. Asides from that, Darius spent a good deal of his time working towards next season. He wanted to become a better pass rusher, as he has only amounted 3 sacks in 2 seasons so far in New York. He hopes that he can finally live up to his first round draft status and become a pro bowler or even an all-pro selection. To start though, Darius feasted at the gym after his parties. Even though he was badly hungover, he still got quite a bit done and was able to gain 5 pounds of muscle mass over the offseason. Hopefully Darius can finally have a breakout year.
During the off-season, Lenny Longpipe took a VERY needed vacation with his fiancée! Better yet, he went on a very very nice cruise! He took a 7 day cruise to the Bahamas onboard Norwegian cruise line. Last time he took a cruise was when he was a kid, and his fiancée has never been, so he saved a good chunk of his contract money to splurge on a nice bae cation. He ended up upgrading to the biggest room on the ship, which was three stories tall, had his own private infinite pool, and was basically a condo within the massive ship. He got the unlimited drinks package so he could sip on cocktails the whole trip, as well as did all of the fun excursions. The two of them snorkeled in crystal clear water, they swam with dolphins, Lenny went surfing (as well as had a private session on the onboard surfing simulator). Not to mention, the amount of shopping they did was absolutely crazy. It was filled with nice weather, a lot of love, and a much needed time to decompress from the long season.
What did Sledge Hammer do with his time off during the offseason. Well he started by taking him and his brother MC Hammer down to Florida for a vacation but it would be a work vacation because they still need to continue improving. First thing they did was head down to the swamp and wrestle Alligators because in Sledge’s own words, “If you can wrestle an alligator without getting eaten than you can handle anything that an offensive lineman can throw at you.”
Next they went to the beach to have a Rocky III type montage of doing wind sprints on the beach. Of course being the older of the two brothers Sledge was playing the part of Apollo Creed and being the wiley veteran of the two. You have to run on the sand to get the best speed boost and we all know that speed is king when it comes the International Simulation Football League. The last thing they did on this working vacation was they ending up spending a couple of days hitting up theme parks and barely fitting on rides. Code: 184 Words |
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