(S44) PT #3 - 7 Weeks Later

[r0tzbua]

It has been the usual amount of ups and downs for the Berlin Fire Salamanders this season. It seems like that is just how it goes for us these days. We have great games that we should win and we lose, and we have horrible games we should lose that we win. It is hard to say what should be going different or what we should do better. One of the main things we need to do is get our Offensive Line under control and try to improve our long passing game which has been lacking. But no matter what one does the sim is gonna sim either way and in the end the random number generator that defines our lives in 2D simulation football will do whatever the heck it wants to decide the season. So all we can mostly do is keep our hopes up and sacrifice more goats to the RNJesus.

[FTR]

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[Jumbo]

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Well now with Week 10 done, New York just needs to play their game. Currently our record is 6 - 4, we have lost 2 of our last 3. We need to get back to playing Silverbacks football. Grinding it and our defense just shutting teams down. Our defense has not really lived up to the expectations that were set after last season. The defense really needs to step it up and make some more stops or turnovers when we have the chance. We have 6 games left to figure it out. It would amazing if we could go 6-0 and head into the playoffs playing our best ball. But realistically if we can go 4-2 that should be enough to get us in the playoffs. Then from there anything can happen. We all just need to focus on getting better and fine tuning our game. It will take a team effort and all of our updates to the last very week will be huge in getting us in playoff shape. 
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[zeagle1]

What the Arizona Outlaws need to do more is sling the rock. The forward pass was not invented for nothing, yet GMs lemonoppy and Kotasa continue to play stone age football and hold superstar QB Donovan Winters back from reaching his full potential. Winters is currently last in the league in completions, attempts, and yards. Despite the low volume, he is actually only sixth to last in TD passes. Also due to low volume, he is fifth to last in QBR. These coaches and GMs clearly hate winning and playing good football. If Donovan Winters knew what was good for him, he would leave in free agency for another team that would use him properly and throw the ball more. It is very clear that Danny Nedelko has some type of deal with the coaches to ensure that he touches the ball on every single snap. Please fans, cry out for Justice for the Arizona QB and WRs.

[Muford]

It's quite hard to tell what adjustments the San Jose Sabercats need to finish out the season. They finished with 6 wins last season, and this year we've looked worse than last year, but the team has gotten better on paper. I think the biggest issues that the San Jose Sabercats need to fix is the simple fact of team cohesion and team reps. With Patterson being our Rookie QB, we have a lot of places to improve, and it's mostly just the defense and offense getting on the same page and just being able to compete and complete the game for all four quarters. The San Jose Sabercats have the young team that just need to get more cohesion together so we can finish the games that are close and continue to compete with the teams that outclass us. The San Jose Sabercats have the rest of the season to get this right and hopefully get it together to show promise for the rest of the season.

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[Z-Whiz]

The question of what could change is a pretty simple answer when you’re a member of the Arizona Outlaws like I am. The obvious solution is to let Spottie O’Dopaliscious (aka me) finally retire. I’m old, broken, and can’t do it any more. The coaches just keep trotting me out there to cover these fast ass wide receivers and I keep falling over and tripping over my shoelaces. I’ve asked multiple times to retire and I just get sent “forever” memes and gifs. Let me out to pasture, I can’t do it anymore. There have to be better CBs out there, but the GMs can’t scout for their lives so here we are, stuck with a former MVP vote getter trying his best. I need a cane to get around off the field and honestly, if I can’t retire I should at least be able to use my cane on the field. I won’t hit anyone with it (probably). I would just use it to bat balls down.

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[bex]

Seven weeks in and the Bondi Beach Buccaneers are tied for last place in the southern division. Having lost four and won three, we find ourselves in the middle of the pack overall. We're not doing too terribly, and we've seen some great performances from individuals across our games. To improve, it's most important that we continue to put in the effort in our training. Coming together as a team can take time, and I feel like we're gelling well now. Our start of the season was rougher, which I chalk up to that early season adjustment period. Maybe a few extra team building exercises at our next practice session will really seal the deal! As we continue to work on our strategy, we'll be able to leverage our strong team bond to put some more wins on the board. Our coaches are already working hard, and I'm sure that we're already going in the right direction.

[CptGoosar]

So after seven weeks the Portland Pythons find themselves in a strong position with 5 wins and 2 losses. The first loss came against the strong Tijuana Luchadores in a close game that required all of 2s more for the Pythons to potentially win the game. 

The Pythons could do with a few little improvements both on offence and defence. Firstly the offence could improve a little with a small gain to the run attack. Having a more prominent run attach. This would open up a more possibility play action, or just more running plays to open up the deep shorts further downfield later in the game or as required. 

On the defensive side of the ball, a few more turnover wouldn’t go amis, however which teams won’t be helped with more turnover. More turnover means less time for defensige players on the to recover to play even harder on the next defensive snap which should result in more turnovers. A nice self perpetutating cycle

[lemonoppy]

Truth be told, Thomas Sutha isn't having the best time during his third season down in the DSFL with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. His first season, the team did well, making it all the way to the Ultimini before losing a disappointing game, but since then, the Grey Ducks have not been winning, basically at all.  The Ducks are 5-16 since the start of last season, and while his personal stats are good, Sutha was the receiving yards leader and offensive player of the year, the team's lack of success doesn't sit well, especially with how well the team that drafted him, the Arizona Outlaws are doing. Sutha will give his all for the seasons, looking to win some games and try and make the playoffs before he goes up to the ISFL next season. The Ducks have done much better in this previous week's games so he is optimistic for the rest of the season going forward.