Given his last name, Reginald was recently approached by John Deere himself to be the company's newest sponsor. Well, it wasn't exactly John Deere, seeing how he's been dead for like 150 years. It was actually his ghost that came to Reginald in a dream that he had after he took a major hit during a game. So, less a dream, and more a concussive state of mind. But it was real! John Deere told Reginald to go to his company's HQ and demand to be their newest spokesperson. When Reginald came to, he immediately left the game to complete this mission (that explains his terrible stats a couple games ago). Reginald successfully convinced the board of directors to make him the face of the company. Several new commercials and public event featuring him will be released shortly. As compensation, Reginald will be given a lifetime supply of hedge trimmers to keep his shrubs nice and tidy.
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