Aight so look, I'm a huge fan of video games, especially fighting games. What better way to get a sponsorship to partner with Bandai Namco and Harada-san to help even spread further the influence of one of the best fighting games of all time: Tekken 8! I've been playing the series ever since its inception in 1994; thus, I would be honored to be sponsored to help spread the game. I would set up a stream where I would first have a tournament within NOLA to see who is the best fighter within our team! Then, to make the stakes higher, I would have a macro playoffs bracket within the ISFL where each team has a tournament and the winner of each team tournament would then be entered into a league tournament where the last man standing would be crowned the best player in the ISFL! This definitely would be one of the greatest promotions of all time as the competition in the ISFL is godlike. Let's get it!
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Well, for the Oles family sponsorships are no new thing. The family has been in the league for most of its existence, and have built a world class Sports Agent firm, so they've done their fair share of negotiating in the time they've been in the league. Whether it's the eldest Oles, Tyler Oles Sr, starting an alcohol company with his original Liberty (rip Liberty) teammates, or the Kaz family building a Hall of Fame repertoire, the family is fresh and welcome to all opportunities to sponsors. The easiest company that stands out for the Oles family, and Tyler Oles III, is Under Armour. It's very simple, family was born and raised and has their flag firmly planted in the ground of the city of Baltimore (although having never played for the Hawks), and nothing represents the Baltimore spirit more (ok maybe crabs) than Under Armour. Oles and Under Armour are like family, sometimes having a better relationship than family, so it's no surprise that the legacy should continue with the new generation. (173 words)
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Toller Retriever may be a big strong Linebacker now with six(!) sacks, but he did train for many years as a Wide Receiver, so he still itches to catch the ball every time it's thrown. For that reason, he is approached by a dog toy manufacturing company. They're about to produce a new kind of ball that looks vaguely like a football, only smaller. Toller is delighted to find that he can easily catch it in his teeth, unlike the professional footballs. He agrees to sponsor the product, and receives a ton of free treats at the shooting locations for posters, product packages, and a advertisement for TV. They tell him that he looks very cool and it will be good for his image and notoriety leading up to the draft, but he could really care less. He gets free balls for life, and replacements upon popping, and they're throwing in an obscene amount of treats.
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If there was going to be a company that sponsored me it would have to be that damn yam cream from the Replacements. My mother put that all over my bruises and sore muscles when I was a kid and I still use it to this day. It has been a Falco family secret for years and I have to take it everywhere I go. They wouldn't even have to pay me to sponsor it. I'll just take a life time supply of the purple yam cream and I would love to be a spokesman for that product. I am such a believer in them as a company that I'm willing to do it for free. Other than that it would just be Nike. I love Nike's and wear nothing but Nike's. Not a lot of people know this but I have a Nike tattoo on my foot where the swoosh is on the shoe. I'm an ambassador.
Norman Sponsor deals would he pretty weird. He doesn't really fit into a normal football athlete. He is an English man in America in Chicago. So one place that needed some help is something that Norman fell in live with Living in Chicago. It would be a food specifically to the town. Which of course is the Chicago Dog. Specifically the most famous Chicago Dog on the city of Chicago. They even have a special Norman Smiley Big Wiggle dog. The hot dog is like a Chicago dog but it has am englsih breakfast toppings instead of the Chicago topping. Of course it's well not the most popular for the beans and black pudding that are on the hot dog. Of course Norman loves him a hot dog and of course loves an English breakfast. And it is a great fit and the Comercials are quite funny with the Big Wiggle doing his Sack dance.
NORMAN "Big Wiggle" SMILEY
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