Katya rarely envies other people because she is amazing and knows it, but in those moments of doubt brought on by a lack of cigarettes, caffeine, or some combination of the 2, there are times where she wishes that she was not in the spotlight so much, and moreso one of the quieter players in the league that didn't have the same level of fanfare. Maybe one of the O-lineman, they are rarely recognized and never harassed (except for maybe one guy who is super passionate about O-line pancakes, and even then he's only one person). More specifically, Katya wishes that she was one of the O-line bots, unfeeling, unthinking, only living to do their one purpose, blocking. They don't feel pain, heartbreak, they don't crave in the way the rest of us humans do, and there's a certain beauty in that. The only thing that matters for them is football and then they deactivate at the end of the game. It sounds nice.
Alternatively, Katya wishes that she was Wolfie McDummy Jr because their name is amazing and because they are beloved despite never winning (said with love) which is her whole MO from Drag Race.
Alternatively, Katya wishes that she was Wolfie McDummy Jr because their name is amazing and because they are beloved despite never winning (said with love) which is her whole MO from Drag Race.