I think everyone can agree that Norfolk Seawolves’ veteran quarterback Elijah Dyson deserves a break from playing quarterback. He has been on a slippery slope of interceptions lately. The linebacker turned cornerback, South West, might not be any better at quarterback but is willing to give it a go. This will take some pressure from our weary quarterback and provide him with a much-needed rest. The media is a cruel part of football, and everyone deserves a break from the limelight. South is on the same boat but on the other side of the ball. He has yet to get an interception this season (which is drawing to an end). He has struggled since the switch from linebacker but maybe that is not all on him. Wide receivers are faster than ever and have shown weak points in South’s game. Dyson and South will both take a break before jumping back into their original position with a fresh mind and appreciation of each other’s game.
Marshall von Hildebrand would want to be a quarterback, that's for sure. If there is any position that is universally coveted on the football field, it's quarterback with all the glory that comes with it. And that is especially true for the lowest of the low - kickers like Marshall von Hildebrand. And the one quarterback that Marshall von Hildebrand would want to swap places with would be Adrian St. Christmas. Yes, St. Christmas is now in the twilight of his career. In fact, he just announced his retirement and isn't even on an active roster. But St. Christmas still had an illustrious career as a quarterback and got to see a lot of the league in the process. That isn't to say that Marshall von Hildebrand wants to travel around the league and always test free agency like St. Christmas. But St. Christmas left his mark on the league, finishing among the best of the best at the position in a few stat categories including passing attempts, completions, and yards. He even got a ring. And if Marshall von Hildebrand is able to do that, he'll retire as a happy man.
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If the league's newest tight end, Kevin Finnerty, could change places with any other player in the league, I think it would be a pretty easy decision for him to make. That Kumquat Archipelago fella people are always talking about seems like he's got a really cushy and lavish life. He's hardly got to lift a finger on that Sarasota offense, yet he still walks around like he's the big cheese, and people let him do it! After years of laying it out on the line blocking so running back divas like Archipelago can collect all the credit and accolades, Kevin is thinking he wouldn't mind trying out how the other side lives. Finnerty, being a big beefy blocker, thinks he'd probably perform similarly to Mike Alstott if he were in Kumquat's shoes, bowling people over and creating space for himself, whereas from Kevin's point of view, Kumquat just would not stand a chance in Finnerty's role. He'd get flattened like a panini, or a thinly sliced piece of New Jersey's finest gabagool.
Code: Written option: Imagine you had the opportunity to swap places with any other player in the league, changing your position, team, and place on the depth chart. Who would you choose to swap with? What would you do in their place, and how would they do in yours? What might you do differently from them? Being a big stopper on the side of the offense, Farkas has always been interested in the defensive side of it all. And what is opposite of the big lad who protects the QB? A big lad who is trying to pick off a QB. So who is the cornerback I would like to swap with? Why Luigi Lanikai of course. The Honolulu cornerback currently leads CBs in tackles in the league and he's gotten a handful of pass deflections already. Now Farkas would not only be on par with Laniaki, but would absolutely be able to surpass whatever Lanikai has been putting down on the table so far. Only 3 interceptions on the year? Scrub numbers, Farkas would have atleast 13 so far. One for every game played in the league so far. 17 pass deflections? I would put down at least 34. Two and a big for every game of the season. Farkas would train harder, play harder and just be a better Lanikai. [166 words]
I would not take the place of anyone, Dru Freduci is the most important person in his own life. To be someone else would be a direct downgrade on who he is. Realistically he is in the best place to succeed where he is, because he is there. He controls where he is on the depth chart through his own skills, he controls what position he plays with his talents and abilities. The Cape Town Crash is the best place to be, it is an enjoyable atmosphere that fosters development within its players. The biggest development though has to be our intelligence due to our constant desire to one up each other in the New York Times connections game, which I have become undisputed champion of, and if I were to take on another identity than I would no longer have that title. The moral of the story is that identity theft is wrong, and when you are the best, you do not need to be anyone other than yourself.
If I had the opportunity to change places with anyone in the league, I believe I would swap with our TE. No, not the great Tyler Higbee II, but fellow rookie Kurt Wagner. This is because TE is an underappreciated position in the league and trading places would likely give me more empathy for that position. These folks put in a lot of blood, sweat, and tears and don’t usually get many accolades for their work and how much they contribute to the success of a team.
I also think that it would help me develop the patience I need as young RB. It’s hard to keep working with maximum effort and then watch the lion’s share of the carries and targets go to the more experienced RBs on the team. Hopefully, I would not do a lot different than Wagner. He works hard and is an example for his teammates. Based on this solid work ethic, I think Wagner would do well in my place in the backfield. His never-flagging effort would pay off in even more opportunities. Code: 179 words |
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