If Borkus Maximus III wasn't a football player he'd probably be a professional curler to be honest. Or at least an amateur one. Actually, he already is an amateur curler. He's in a beer curler league.
See here's the thing about curling that makes it so great. It's chill. It's easy on the body. There's no injuries. It's fun times. Good vibes all around. You can drink beer. It's a good sport, really. Borkus has put his body on the line for a long time for the sport that he loves, but sometimes its nice to just sit back and play some nice friendly curling. There's no stress on your muscles or tendons.Unless if you scrub the ice too vigorously. But Borkus isn't a scrubber, he's a thrower. His pinpoint accuracy serves him well as does his alcohol tolerance.
Look I know this seems like a meme PT but seriously curling is pretty sweet. They got this local place here where they do beer curling and it's great fun. Just hang out with buddies and scrub some ice and throw some ... curls? Is that what they're called? Anyways, curling is a great stress-free sport that Borkus Maximus III would greatly enjoy.
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See here's the thing about curling that makes it so great. It's chill. It's easy on the body. There's no injuries. It's fun times. Good vibes all around. You can drink beer. It's a good sport, really. Borkus has put his body on the line for a long time for the sport that he loves, but sometimes its nice to just sit back and play some nice friendly curling. There's no stress on your muscles or tendons.Unless if you scrub the ice too vigorously. But Borkus isn't a scrubber, he's a thrower. His pinpoint accuracy serves him well as does his alcohol tolerance.
Look I know this seems like a meme PT but seriously curling is pretty sweet. They got this local place here where they do beer curling and it's great fun. Just hang out with buddies and scrub some ice and throw some ... curls? Is that what they're called? Anyways, curling is a great stress-free sport that Borkus Maximus III would greatly enjoy.
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