Charlie Law was an absolute monster on the curling ice. He did the sweep thing. He did the one kneed sliding forward push thing, steady holding his hand in the same position for like 15 seconds after he let go of the...whatever it's called as if his hands were affecting it's aura or something. He did the thing where they scream at the mutant puck thing to let it know who's boss and cower it into submission. He wrote letters to that Canadian curling MILF form the 2010 Olympics to improve his form and abilities. He was really good, though. Plus, the team loved having him around so that no one would make fun of them for curling. You can still some some of the balance and attention to detail that served him well there on the football field. Do the New Orleans Second Line thank their lucky stars that he once engaged in such sport? Probably not. They're a football team. They mostly don't give a shit about curling. But deep in his heart, Law still loves his days as a curler and thinks that he'll get back into it full time when his football career ends. He's had several curling pitches for kids built..or painted on ice, I guess. He wants them to learn the game. He's romantic as fuck that way. And he still gets out there and sweep/stalks the old knobbly paper weight around whenever he gets the chance.
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