A little known fact about Omar Wrong is that he is actually a proficient yogi. That's right, if Omar Wrong were not pursuing a career in pro football, he would be attempting to pursue a career in the sacred arts of yoga. Omar actually began yoga as a young age as a court mandated practice to try and create an outlet for his violent aggressive tenancies. What do ya know, it actually worked! Omar Wrong immersed himself in the world of Yoga, studying the teachings of swami vivekananda in an attempt to achieve inner balance. One of the reasons Omar is so proficient in Yoga is due to his inhuman flexibility which doctors have described as "physiologically impossible" and "gross." No really, he is disgustingly flexible. Like he straight up looks like some weird M.C. Escher/Picasso thing. While completely and utterly gross, this flexibility is what makes Omar so adept at Yoga, so I guess there is a silver lining there. But anyway, Yoga is what Omar Wright would be trying to make a living in if football wasn't a possibility for him. Fortunately for the sake of all of us, Omar found success in football, or else we might all be subjected to seeing him going that weird think with his foot and his head in that "Yoga" position.
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