D’Pez Poopsie is a simple man, with simple needs and expectations. Being drafted third overall to a team with an already solid running back who set records the season before does nothing but drive D’Pez to be better. D’Pez came into the DSFL draft looking to be a top running back, and being on a team with Elijah Lagerfield just drives that home. D’Pez’s expectations for the season are as follows, Go to the playoffs, win the Ultimini, and dethrone Lagerfield as the top running back for the Portland Pythons. This is no easy task, as Lagerfield has a whole season under his belt before D’Pez even came to the league, but that does not matter. D’Pez Poopsie is a grinder, a workhorse, an animal if you will, and once he sets his goals there is nothing that can stop him. D’Pez Poopsie is a man on a mission, some would even call him a freight train, and once he gets going nothing can stop him. D’Pez is going to work harder, be stronger, faster, and more agile then any running back in the DSFL. Mark his words, D’Pez will be the best running back this league has ever seen. He’s coming for the top spot.
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