Mat Akselsen owned the greatest pet of all time, a Great Dane. Dude was lazy as fuck but damn was he a good companion.
As with most dogs he likes to run around and play in the mud and water. Big cleanup especially with a huge dog like that. Imagine hosing off that mammoth of a creature.
Anyway, as the greatest dog in all the land he would lounge on the couch, sleep with droopy eyes and eat. In fact, he was quite the useless dog. Other than love he never gave anything back to the family. One time he tried to give back by howling in the middle of the night. The whole family woke up and turned on the porch lights to see a family of skunks walking across the yard.
He died a few years back, and the family buried him in the backyard of their home in Minnesota. It was a thought time for the Akselsens but they’ll never forget that dog.
As with most dogs he likes to run around and play in the mud and water. Big cleanup especially with a huge dog like that. Imagine hosing off that mammoth of a creature.
Anyway, as the greatest dog in all the land he would lounge on the couch, sleep with droopy eyes and eat. In fact, he was quite the useless dog. Other than love he never gave anything back to the family. One time he tried to give back by howling in the middle of the night. The whole family woke up and turned on the porch lights to see a family of skunks walking across the yard.
He died a few years back, and the family buried him in the backyard of their home in Minnesota. It was a thought time for the Akselsens but they’ll never forget that dog.