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Task 1 Tijuana @ San Antonio review
wow boys we did it we beat san antonio on the road again and made it to the ultimini and how did we do it you might ask well thats a great question son because forrest freaking gump just clobbered the san antonio defense as well as zoro roronoa we had like 250 rushing yards and could not be stopped i mean in the 2nd quarter (probably) forrest gump bursted through the line like a majestic gazelle and sprinted 96 yards for a touchdown that just crushed the hopes and dreams of the marshals and this was our game plan all along one of our secrit plays if you ask me and with a good serviceable game by corvo horvo and the supporting wide receiver cast gave us an offense that could not be stopped except for those few times where we were stopped and had to punt but i mean even the defense performed exceptionally well the marshals had the highest scoring offense of all the dsfl teams but we were able to shut them down when it mattered most in the playoff game and that my friends is why you gotta build the wall in order to have a great playoff team
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Task 6 Tijuana's Time
alright this is a story all about a guy named benjamin from new zealand and not australia and why he deserves to go 2-0 in the ultimini in his 2 years as a gm he is literally the friend of more cows than you can possible imagine okay so tijuana are the favorites to win mostly because of that but ill give you some more reasons we got corvo horvo here finally falling into his role as more of a game manager quarterback who takes advantage of the great run game we have and gets the ball out to the less developed receivers on the team although rod tidwell is a freaking monster and thats usually his safe target to go to. next up we have forrest gump who literally could be the league MVP of the season yes you heard it here first league MVP of the season he had like a bajillion rushing TDs and he wasnt even the lead back on the team we had a 150+ tpe inactive guy who ran like 5ypc all season so those yards arent just volume yards theyre quality yards and next we have the wall and this wall is more impenetrable than the game of thrones ice wall so unless the portland pythons are actually GM'd by the night king i think were gonna win back to back ultimini's
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Task 13 Tijuana's Magic Moment
you guys already know what magic moment im gonna talk about right here right now and no its not brave ulysses amazing pancake block or beaver dantes whatever his name is stonewalling the best defensive line in the league no its forrest gump sprinting straight through the middle of the line from our own 4 yard line and being so freakishly fast no one could even put a hand on him. a direct quote from forrest gump as he was running 96 yards down the field "im fast!.... im really fast!!" fast indeed my friendo youre off to the races and that was magic not only in my heart but in the hearts of all tijuana fans worldwide because tijuana has always played san antonio in the playoffs except for that one year where the palm beach solar bears bot team went and killed everyone in the league i mean this isnt PvE its PvP anyways back to the magic moment, what im trying to say is that it was double the magic because it was san antonio marshals and theyve been our biggest rival for many seasons and for gump to have that 96 yard td run just warms my heart
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Task 1 Tijuana @ San Antonio review
wow boys we did it we beat san antonio on the road again and made it to the ultimini and how did we do it you might ask well thats a great question son because forrest freaking gump just clobbered the san antonio defense as well as zoro roronoa we had like 250 rushing yards and could not be stopped i mean in the 2nd quarter (probably) forrest gump bursted through the line like a majestic gazelle and sprinted 96 yards for a touchdown that just crushed the hopes and dreams of the marshals and this was our game plan all along one of our secrit plays if you ask me and with a good serviceable game by corvo horvo and the supporting wide receiver cast gave us an offense that could not be stopped except for those few times where we were stopped and had to punt but i mean even the defense performed exceptionally well the marshals had the highest scoring offense of all the dsfl teams but we were able to shut them down when it mattered most in the playoff game and that my friends is why you gotta build the wall in order to have a great playoff team
204 words
Task 6 Tijuana's Time
alright this is a story all about a guy named benjamin from new zealand and not australia and why he deserves to go 2-0 in the ultimini in his 2 years as a gm he is literally the friend of more cows than you can possible imagine okay so tijuana are the favorites to win mostly because of that but ill give you some more reasons we got corvo horvo here finally falling into his role as more of a game manager quarterback who takes advantage of the great run game we have and gets the ball out to the less developed receivers on the team although rod tidwell is a freaking monster and thats usually his safe target to go to. next up we have forrest gump who literally could be the league MVP of the season yes you heard it here first league MVP of the season he had like a bajillion rushing TDs and he wasnt even the lead back on the team we had a 150+ tpe inactive guy who ran like 5ypc all season so those yards arent just volume yards theyre quality yards and next we have the wall and this wall is more impenetrable than the game of thrones ice wall so unless the portland pythons are actually GM'd by the night king i think were gonna win back to back ultimini's
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Task 13 Tijuana's Magic Moment
you guys already know what magic moment im gonna talk about right here right now and no its not brave ulysses amazing pancake block or beaver dantes whatever his name is stonewalling the best defensive line in the league no its forrest gump sprinting straight through the middle of the line from our own 4 yard line and being so freakishly fast no one could even put a hand on him. a direct quote from forrest gump as he was running 96 yards down the field "im fast!.... im really fast!!" fast indeed my friendo youre off to the races and that was magic not only in my heart but in the hearts of all tijuana fans worldwide because tijuana has always played san antonio in the playoffs except for that one year where the palm beach solar bears bot team went and killed everyone in the league i mean this isnt PvE its PvP anyways back to the magic moment, what im trying to say is that it was double the magic because it was san antonio marshals and theyve been our biggest rival for many seasons and for gump to have that 96 yard td run just warms my heart
202 words