If I had the choice to overturn anything regarding the current season, it'd have to be the last three weeks of sims. Seriously, there has to be some serious bias programmed into that damn thing, so much so that it's putting me and mah boy Ruff into the dirt. We're not an air raid offense, dammit! We have two of the best runningbacks in the DSFL, and we're just gonna not use them? What the hell is going on!?
I know what's going on. But in order to see what happened, we have to go all the way back, to the very first season of the NSFL. It was a dark time for the league back then. I wasn't even here yet, that obviously makes the place so much worse! However, I know why we're not getting any touches. A small seed, planted deep in the sim's code by the fascists, and it has finally blossomed and struck. We are being kept down by the sim itself, and I will not accept such a travesty! If you think your mere tampering with the sim is going to stop us, you've got another thing coming. We will cast off the chains of the terrible GMs, and we shall prosper!
I know what's going on. But in order to see what happened, we have to go all the way back, to the very first season of the NSFL. It was a dark time for the league back then. I wasn't even here yet, that obviously makes the place so much worse! However, I know why we're not getting any touches. A small seed, planted deep in the sim's code by the fascists, and it has finally blossomed and struck. We are being kept down by the sim itself, and I will not accept such a travesty! If you think your mere tampering with the sim is going to stop us, you've got another thing coming. We will cast off the chains of the terrible GMs, and we shall prosper!