01-20-2020, 03:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2020, 03:31 PM by BRNXB0MBERS.)
Ahoy from Norfolk, 'n welcome t' th' newest crew o' pirates! We call ourselves th' Seawolves. Let me give ye a wee history 'n information about us, then we shall natter some football.
First, wha' sets th' Seawolves apart? O' course, we attack ships fer gold 'n other booty, but we also play football in our spare time. Although we spend most o' our time at sea, we dock our ship in Norfolk fer th' games.
Pirates 'ave existed since boats first came t' be. We 'ave been lootin' along tradin' routes from ancient Greece 'n Rome t' Europe in th' Middle Ages t' less developed areas o' th' world today. Do nah be fooled though: we be nah some evil force. We be jus' tryin' t' make a livin'.
Although our stadium 'n trainin' facilities are among th' best in th' league, our accommodations are nah so great. Our cap'n, ScorpXCracker, has his owns cabin, but th' rest o' us sleep under th' stars. If ye perform well enough on th' field, ye might be in line fer a hammock. 'tis worth it in th' end since we get t' travel th' globe 'n see places ye 'ave only dreamed o'.
'tis all business when we arrive in Norfolk. Do yer job 'n get yer TPE. Yer first time dockin' will earn ye some free loot t' tease yer appetite. Easy thin's like Activity Checks must be completed or ye will walk th' plank. Thar be plenty o' easy loot t' be had wit' Point Tasks. Finally, let us know more about yourself by writin' yer tale on th' inside o' th' hull.
So, are ye ready t' usher in th' second Golden Age o' piracy? Are ye up t' th' challenge? Are ye ready t' 'ave yer name listed among th' greats like Blackbeard, Henry Morgan, William 'Captain' Kidd, 'Calico' Jack Rackham, 'n Bartholomew Roberts? I shall answer th' rest o' yer riddles on board, matey. Welcome t' th' Wolves!
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First, wha' sets th' Seawolves apart? O' course, we attack ships fer gold 'n other booty, but we also play football in our spare time. Although we spend most o' our time at sea, we dock our ship in Norfolk fer th' games.
Pirates 'ave existed since boats first came t' be. We 'ave been lootin' along tradin' routes from ancient Greece 'n Rome t' Europe in th' Middle Ages t' less developed areas o' th' world today. Do nah be fooled though: we be nah some evil force. We be jus' tryin' t' make a livin'.
Although our stadium 'n trainin' facilities are among th' best in th' league, our accommodations are nah so great. Our cap'n, ScorpXCracker, has his owns cabin, but th' rest o' us sleep under th' stars. If ye perform well enough on th' field, ye might be in line fer a hammock. 'tis worth it in th' end since we get t' travel th' globe 'n see places ye 'ave only dreamed o'.
'tis all business when we arrive in Norfolk. Do yer job 'n get yer TPE. Yer first time dockin' will earn ye some free loot t' tease yer appetite. Easy thin's like Activity Checks must be completed or ye will walk th' plank. Thar be plenty o' easy loot t' be had wit' Point Tasks. Finally, let us know more about yourself by writin' yer tale on th' inside o' th' hull.
So, are ye ready t' usher in th' second Golden Age o' piracy? Are ye up t' th' challenge? Are ye ready t' 'ave yer name listed among th' greats like Blackbeard, Henry Morgan, William 'Captain' Kidd, 'Calico' Jack Rackham, 'n Bartholomew Roberts? I shall answer th' rest o' yer riddles on board, matey. Welcome t' th' Wolves!
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