As a child growing up in an unregulated sex cult, Awkward Sexjoke watched NSFL religiously. Seriously. His dad had it declared a legal religion to evade some sort of regulation. Above any other player, Awkward would watch the great Jayce Tuck destroy quarterback after quarterback. Others would so so in great numbers in those days but Jayce Tuck still stood above them all. Awkward knew in his heart that Jayce's skill, hard work, and moral fortitude were the reason. Awkward would begin working out, practicing, drawing extra copies of himself on his walls, and studying tape as he sought to become the best athlete he could to one day make it into his beloved NSFL and hopefully achieve his other dream. For his father to make direct eye contact with him.
Awkward didn't take long to realize that his body type would vary differently form his hero Jayce. Even after the completely bogus punishments and sweeping rule change that involved bringing in literal robots, Jayce had returned as a beast and finished his career as one of the most decorated player of all time and a sure fire Hall of Famer. Awkward himself watched year after year with disappointment and corrupt league officials continued to deny Tuck's excellence even as his own skills grew to such a degree that an NSFL career became realistic. He was more than excited to be drafted by all around good guy Charlie Law, former teammate of his hero. To this day, Awkward still believes in his heart that Tuck's name would one day end up enshrined where it belongs. His hopes soared when the league named it's new commissioner, who Awkward knew was incorruptible and honest.
Awkward didn't take long to realize that his body type would vary differently form his hero Jayce. Even after the completely bogus punishments and sweeping rule change that involved bringing in literal robots, Jayce had returned as a beast and finished his career as one of the most decorated player of all time and a sure fire Hall of Famer. Awkward himself watched year after year with disappointment and corrupt league officials continued to deny Tuck's excellence even as his own skills grew to such a degree that an NSFL career became realistic. He was more than excited to be drafted by all around good guy Charlie Law, former teammate of his hero. To this day, Awkward still believes in his heart that Tuck's name would one day end up enshrined where it belongs. His hopes soared when the league named it's new commissioner, who Awkward knew was incorruptible and honest.