"FINALLY - @The_Kidd HAS! COME! BACK! to London!", is what the millions(and MILLIONS!!) of fans will be screaming far and near, there and here, without fear when the London Royals touch down(get it, touchdown) throughout the DSFL in season 23. Last season, the people's team had to deal with jabroni's dissing the Royals, looking down on the Royals, not respecting the Royals. And the people's team had to show those roodie-poos just who they were dealing with -- clinching a playoff spot and sticking the people's foot up Minnesota's [butt] before suffering a suspicious defeat to those Tijuana Chalupas.
But alas, you cannot keep The People's Team down for long as every defeat only makes the London Royals stronger. Starting up top with The People's GM's --- Slyphreni and Highhaschdi --- who are unmatched in skill and personality. They are on a mission to leave jabroni's sprawled on the floor while running up the scores. Led by The People's QB, Colby Jack, will proceed to layeth the smack----down on any defense that thinks they can contain the returning leader in passer rating. The People's Team have loaded up to help Colby Jack --- with the additions of Tre'Darius J'Vathon and Gunner Thornbjornsson to the People's WR core with the returning Cash Jr. Called Cash because every throw their way is money in the bank. The People's QB will also have the People's Backfield - Jacoby Batista and Danny King, they call him King because he ensures other defenses know their role when he steps on the field -- returning in full ready to lay the smackdown on any roody-poos that dont know how to shut their mouths.
But you know, The People's Offense isnt complete without the People's O-line. Frank Michell and Nic "Mac" Elephant will serve as the people's Royal Guard for the first time in Royals history. They call him Elephant cause the People's Strudel resembles an elephant trunk.
The People's defense had one mission --- to dare any jabroni offenses out there to stroll down Know Your Role Boulevard, Check into the Smackdown Hotel, and get The People's [Butt] Kicking. The People's Secondary, the highest TPE ranked secondary in the league, returns all members. The People's Secondary led the league in interceptions last year so opposing QB's should know their role and shut their mouths when they get picked off play after play. The People's Defense will be adding 3 active lineman and 3 active linebackers to stick the Royal Cleats up the candy [booties] of the opponents.
As for Datsum Phastbawls, The People's Kicker, he's got the longest, largest, biggest, thickest, cleanest, meanest pe--punting and kicking ability in the league. The People's Team is the deepest, steepest, roughest, toughest, pie-eating, jabroni-beating, eyebrow-raising, trail-blazing, wheeling, dealing, girl-stealing, never-resting, sim-perfecting, have other opponents second-guessing, baddest sons of guns in the DSFL. And for all those that think they have a chance, that think they got shafted last year, that think they can make a run like us last year --- The People's Team has one thing to say to that --- IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
But alas, you cannot keep The People's Team down for long as every defeat only makes the London Royals stronger. Starting up top with The People's GM's --- Slyphreni and Highhaschdi --- who are unmatched in skill and personality. They are on a mission to leave jabroni's sprawled on the floor while running up the scores. Led by The People's QB, Colby Jack, will proceed to layeth the smack----down on any defense that thinks they can contain the returning leader in passer rating. The People's Team have loaded up to help Colby Jack --- with the additions of Tre'Darius J'Vathon and Gunner Thornbjornsson to the People's WR core with the returning Cash Jr. Called Cash because every throw their way is money in the bank. The People's QB will also have the People's Backfield - Jacoby Batista and Danny King, they call him King because he ensures other defenses know their role when he steps on the field -- returning in full ready to lay the smackdown on any roody-poos that dont know how to shut their mouths.
But you know, The People's Offense isnt complete without the People's O-line. Frank Michell and Nic "Mac" Elephant will serve as the people's Royal Guard for the first time in Royals history. They call him Elephant cause the People's Strudel resembles an elephant trunk.
The People's defense had one mission --- to dare any jabroni offenses out there to stroll down Know Your Role Boulevard, Check into the Smackdown Hotel, and get The People's [Butt] Kicking. The People's Secondary, the highest TPE ranked secondary in the league, returns all members. The People's Secondary led the league in interceptions last year so opposing QB's should know their role and shut their mouths when they get picked off play after play. The People's Defense will be adding 3 active lineman and 3 active linebackers to stick the Royal Cleats up the candy [booties] of the opponents.
As for Datsum Phastbawls, The People's Kicker, he's got the longest, largest, biggest, thickest, cleanest, meanest pe--punting and kicking ability in the league. The People's Team is the deepest, steepest, roughest, toughest, pie-eating, jabroni-beating, eyebrow-raising, trail-blazing, wheeling, dealing, girl-stealing, never-resting, sim-perfecting, have other opponents second-guessing, baddest sons of guns in the DSFL. And for all those that think they have a chance, that think they got shafted last year, that think they can make a run like us last year --- The People's Team has one thing to say to that --- IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!