(S24) - PT 5 - Trade Ya

[pauadrian]

First of all I do want to post a disclaimer that these are not my actual thoughts. But these are thoughts straight from the demented and really weird brain that is my player Tom Teboat. Oh and did I mention he thinks we’re playing baseball and not American football?

Tom Teboat: You’re asking me about how to improve the trading cards? Well I am not an expert round these parks but let me tell ya that these little devils are hard to find. I mean, I know I buy all the cards at the local store with my salary but can ya at least make them easier to get? Like c’mon man lemme catch a break. I’m just out here trying to catch an autographed “Hall of Fame Victoria Secret” card and I can’t without spending like thousands of my hard earner American dollars.

What’s the deal with these like no names showing up? Who the hell is Jimbo or Laszlo Forty-Two? And what are they wearing on their heads? Why do they want to cover up their face in the picture? Where are the bats? Why is nobody wearing like baseball caps and stuff? And what is with the weird brown, egg shaped thingy in their hand? I mean if they can’t be bothered to even wear their equipment for the card why even bother? Who knows, maybe that is how they play. If it is, lord help us all. What have they done to my beautiful game?


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