30) Reflect on the two expansion teams. How did their first seasons go? What were their key strengths and weaknesses, and how are they poised to improve in seasons to come?
Well they both kind of sucked, but I assume that's by design in the first year. I refuse to look at their rosters but I know the GMs well enough that I don't think they have a roster that is both trashy and old. I mean don't get me wrong I hope that's the deal with the New York Chimps since they're in my division but I highly doubt that is the case. I know their secondary sucks because they're starting that scrub safety Bob Roberts. Can you believe that he once thought that he would be the second safety taken in the DSFL draft? Laughing. My. Ass. Off. I'm pretty sure he was about the 17th safety taken in the draft? Shows what he knows. okay I'll be serious, Bob is a max earning young safety and will be a defensive leader for the team for a decade to come. Ironically the only other players on the team I can think of are old ass men that need to retire. Possible future hall of famer Ashley Owens at running back who had roughly a billion yards this season, and once great defensive tackle Bubba Thumper. No offense but I think it's about time he is taken out back.
29) Whatamus? More like, What a great dude! I bet there's even multiple other teams that have tried desperately to trade for him. Maybe even multiple times. The dude just completed his second season in the DSFL and didn't give up a single damn sack. Not one. The dude will provide the quarterback protection that Easton Cole has been asking for his entire career. He is also a great addition to the locker room. Like better than great, possibly the greatest. The greatest ever, of all time, no argument, period. He will be the head of the wall for a new generation of Austin Copperheads. Leading us threw a heap of second rate defenses into more than one Ultimus. I would also like to shoutout our future kicker down in Myrtle Beach, Bloomey! Bloomey is the man and will one day tie Criscos record for longest field goal. Old man Crisco can tell you that Austin has always had a deep appreciation for its kickers and punters. We understand just how much easier they can make everyone elses job on the field. There is surely nothing better than a great kicker that can turn short punts into long range field goals into consistently or a punter that can pin the other team down in the red zone drive after drive.
28) Conner Quigley, also known as, Whatamus went to Austin in the Fifth round of the season 26 ISFL draft and although we knew we got a steal we didn't know we got the steal of the draft. First off Whatamus the user is great dude and worth the pick for locker room value alone. Dude comes in with all his jokes and musical knowledge and brings a constant chill presence to the place that everyone just totally vibes off of. Beyond that though, he has put in the work and turned up the pace at which he earns and has proven it on the field. He had an insane amount of Pancakes and did not give up 1 single damn sack all damn season. That shit is crazy and you know it, I know it, everybody in the entire league and their mommas know it. Now I'm going to rant about how awful the voting was for OLOTy in the DSFL. Conner didn't give up a single sack all season. the winner of the award did. If you think a small pancake difference is enough to overcome the ability to never let up a sack than you're an idiot. No room to disagree because I won't care by the time you read this.
27) Since S22 the league has passed rules to make the DSFL more about actually developing new players despite push back from those that are either simple of the mind or want to hold on to high TPE inactive players. These changes include a 4 season cap on time played in the DSFL (with an exception made for QB since they need more time to develop), the seasonal clearing of IAs off rosters to make room for new, active players in the league, and stricter rules for starting these young active users over the inactive ones. All of these rules have improved both the parity and activity of the DSFL and hopefully will help with the long term retention rate of new creates. It helps especially for positions like wide receiver and running back that are highly sought after. I am all for having a few active rookies just absolutely dunk on a bunch of useless 50 TPE bots. Who cares? It's the development league, let the new kids on the block have their fun before they get their asses whooped in the big leagues by the grizzled old vets. That being said I don't GM there anymore so who really cares what the fuck happens. not my problem.
Well they both kind of sucked, but I assume that's by design in the first year. I refuse to look at their rosters but I know the GMs well enough that I don't think they have a roster that is both trashy and old. I mean don't get me wrong I hope that's the deal with the New York Chimps since they're in my division but I highly doubt that is the case. I know their secondary sucks because they're starting that scrub safety Bob Roberts. Can you believe that he once thought that he would be the second safety taken in the DSFL draft? Laughing. My. Ass. Off. I'm pretty sure he was about the 17th safety taken in the draft? Shows what he knows. okay I'll be serious, Bob is a max earning young safety and will be a defensive leader for the team for a decade to come. Ironically the only other players on the team I can think of are old ass men that need to retire. Possible future hall of famer Ashley Owens at running back who had roughly a billion yards this season, and once great defensive tackle Bubba Thumper. No offense but I think it's about time he is taken out back.
29) Whatamus? More like, What a great dude! I bet there's even multiple other teams that have tried desperately to trade for him. Maybe even multiple times. The dude just completed his second season in the DSFL and didn't give up a single damn sack. Not one. The dude will provide the quarterback protection that Easton Cole has been asking for his entire career. He is also a great addition to the locker room. Like better than great, possibly the greatest. The greatest ever, of all time, no argument, period. He will be the head of the wall for a new generation of Austin Copperheads. Leading us threw a heap of second rate defenses into more than one Ultimus. I would also like to shoutout our future kicker down in Myrtle Beach, Bloomey! Bloomey is the man and will one day tie Criscos record for longest field goal. Old man Crisco can tell you that Austin has always had a deep appreciation for its kickers and punters. We understand just how much easier they can make everyone elses job on the field. There is surely nothing better than a great kicker that can turn short punts into long range field goals into consistently or a punter that can pin the other team down in the red zone drive after drive.
28) Conner Quigley, also known as, Whatamus went to Austin in the Fifth round of the season 26 ISFL draft and although we knew we got a steal we didn't know we got the steal of the draft. First off Whatamus the user is great dude and worth the pick for locker room value alone. Dude comes in with all his jokes and musical knowledge and brings a constant chill presence to the place that everyone just totally vibes off of. Beyond that though, he has put in the work and turned up the pace at which he earns and has proven it on the field. He had an insane amount of Pancakes and did not give up 1 single damn sack all damn season. That shit is crazy and you know it, I know it, everybody in the entire league and their mommas know it. Now I'm going to rant about how awful the voting was for OLOTy in the DSFL. Conner didn't give up a single sack all season. the winner of the award did. If you think a small pancake difference is enough to overcome the ability to never let up a sack than you're an idiot. No room to disagree because I won't care by the time you read this.
27) Since S22 the league has passed rules to make the DSFL more about actually developing new players despite push back from those that are either simple of the mind or want to hold on to high TPE inactive players. These changes include a 4 season cap on time played in the DSFL (with an exception made for QB since they need more time to develop), the seasonal clearing of IAs off rosters to make room for new, active players in the league, and stricter rules for starting these young active users over the inactive ones. All of these rules have improved both the parity and activity of the DSFL and hopefully will help with the long term retention rate of new creates. It helps especially for positions like wide receiver and running back that are highly sought after. I am all for having a few active rookies just absolutely dunk on a bunch of useless 50 TPE bots. Who cares? It's the development league, let the new kids on the block have their fun before they get their asses whooped in the big leagues by the grizzled old vets. That being said I don't GM there anymore so who really cares what the fuck happens. not my problem.