10. Task 9
Unfortunately, I don't know shit about this league. So I had to do a little bit of research to find out who the best at their position was, for Qbs is wasn't clear, RBs I don't think it was clear, WRs more clear, but only 2 major stats to go off of, but finally I landed on the dorner backs, and I found this player named Dermont Lavelle, who is just head and shoulders better than the rest. In his career Lavelle was a one time champion with the Wraiths, was a 3 time NSFC Champion, was the 2024 defensive back of the year, 2024 defensive player of the year, was a THIRTEEN TIME pro bowler, and holds a shit ton of records, Shall we list them? Number one all time in career interceptions, number one all time in career deflections, number one all time in defensive touchdowns, number one all time in punt return yards, number one all time in punt return touchdowns, number one all time in kick return yards, and number one all time in kick return touchdowns.. Folks, thats nasty. He's like Deion minus all of the single season accolades, however in 2036 Lavelle set the ISFL single season record for punt return touchdowns with 3, and his craziest game ever was when he had 214 punt return yards... IN A SINGLE GAME! Naturally, he holds pretty much every Yellowknife Wraiths record that he is eligible for, a true beast on the field, and obviously, he's a Hall of Famer. It's interesting how all of these guys are going to be remembered awhile from now, obviously with an extended season all the records are going to be shattered, it'll be very interesting to see in like S60 if these O G guys will be remembered as some of the best ever, or if a new wave of guys (particularly Mike Rotchburns) come in and set the mark as the new, best players of all time. If all of those numbers weren't enough to convince you on Lavelle, he also sits at the top of the list of all time TPE leaders for the league, at a big old 1,480 mark, 8 TPE ahead of the next highest of all time. The argument is down, folks. Lavelle is the goat, and I'd love to see if someone could come up with another cornerback that even challenges him. The last thing that would really solidify Lavelle as the goat, is if his squad could have managed to win a few more Ultimus ships.
18.
My favorite moment of the season has to be our week 10 win, when we blew the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers out of the water by a score of 48-10. The boys were cooking that day, and yours truly Mike Rotchburns led the way for the Gray Ducks in their commanding win. On the day, Rotchburns toted the rock a crazy 31 times for a grand total of 131 yards, and he pushed the rock across the end zone line three times. On top of the running backs superb performance, rookie sensation Ryan Negs posted 255 yards in the air and 3 scores via the long ball to add on to the Grey Ducks offensive barrage. If you had to pick one single week out of the season where the Gray Ducks really balled out to their full potential, look no further. On the defensive end, linebacker extrodinaire Chainbreaker racked up 10 total tackles for Minnesota on the day, four different grey ducks had big time sacks on third downs, ultimately leading to holding the Buccaneers and the S25 MVP to a mere 10 points. Furthermore, the Minnesota defense picked off the MVP twice on the day, safety of the year Damian Blackfyre was one of the two players to make a play on the ball. Lastly, 8 total Daytona long balls were batted out of the air on the day. If it weren't for some stone hands on the defensvie side, Minnesota easily could have had another 2 or 3 picks, setting a DSFL record.
16.
The Rotch should have gotten some awards. Rotchburns was up for Running back of the year, offensive player of the year, performance of the year, and MVP. To his demise, he won nothing. He came in second for running back of the year, 3rd in offensive player of the year, second in performance of the year, and fourth in MVP (behind a linebacker, gross). Rotchburns got straight up snubbed, in my opinion. Not only did he lose 3/4 of those awards to a RB on a 4-10 team, but he also had more yards and more touchdowns than the guy who won the award over him. The vote getters reasoning was because Cobra Kai had more yards per carry, but it was a less than a half a yard extra per carry. Thats right, less than a foot and a half difference and 4 less touchdowns. Oh well, maybe in the future big Rotch can make some moves to win some other awards. His eye is set on the offensive rookie of the year next season, and if he keeps pumping the iron like he has in the past then he will be even more of a beast once he finally gets the call to New Orleans. I will say, I would be able to handle my losing of the running back of the year if it weren't for how the ISFL RBOTY voting went. The guy with more touchdowns and more yards beat the guy with more yards per carry but less yards and TDs? Hello? Does anyone see how backwards that is? No? Okay. voting is skewed. hate to see it.
Unfortunately, I don't know shit about this league. So I had to do a little bit of research to find out who the best at their position was, for Qbs is wasn't clear, RBs I don't think it was clear, WRs more clear, but only 2 major stats to go off of, but finally I landed on the dorner backs, and I found this player named Dermont Lavelle, who is just head and shoulders better than the rest. In his career Lavelle was a one time champion with the Wraiths, was a 3 time NSFC Champion, was the 2024 defensive back of the year, 2024 defensive player of the year, was a THIRTEEN TIME pro bowler, and holds a shit ton of records, Shall we list them? Number one all time in career interceptions, number one all time in career deflections, number one all time in defensive touchdowns, number one all time in punt return yards, number one all time in punt return touchdowns, number one all time in kick return yards, and number one all time in kick return touchdowns.. Folks, thats nasty. He's like Deion minus all of the single season accolades, however in 2036 Lavelle set the ISFL single season record for punt return touchdowns with 3, and his craziest game ever was when he had 214 punt return yards... IN A SINGLE GAME! Naturally, he holds pretty much every Yellowknife Wraiths record that he is eligible for, a true beast on the field, and obviously, he's a Hall of Famer. It's interesting how all of these guys are going to be remembered awhile from now, obviously with an extended season all the records are going to be shattered, it'll be very interesting to see in like S60 if these O G guys will be remembered as some of the best ever, or if a new wave of guys (particularly Mike Rotchburns) come in and set the mark as the new, best players of all time. If all of those numbers weren't enough to convince you on Lavelle, he also sits at the top of the list of all time TPE leaders for the league, at a big old 1,480 mark, 8 TPE ahead of the next highest of all time. The argument is down, folks. Lavelle is the goat, and I'd love to see if someone could come up with another cornerback that even challenges him. The last thing that would really solidify Lavelle as the goat, is if his squad could have managed to win a few more Ultimus ships.
18.
My favorite moment of the season has to be our week 10 win, when we blew the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers out of the water by a score of 48-10. The boys were cooking that day, and yours truly Mike Rotchburns led the way for the Gray Ducks in their commanding win. On the day, Rotchburns toted the rock a crazy 31 times for a grand total of 131 yards, and he pushed the rock across the end zone line three times. On top of the running backs superb performance, rookie sensation Ryan Negs posted 255 yards in the air and 3 scores via the long ball to add on to the Grey Ducks offensive barrage. If you had to pick one single week out of the season where the Gray Ducks really balled out to their full potential, look no further. On the defensive end, linebacker extrodinaire Chainbreaker racked up 10 total tackles for Minnesota on the day, four different grey ducks had big time sacks on third downs, ultimately leading to holding the Buccaneers and the S25 MVP to a mere 10 points. Furthermore, the Minnesota defense picked off the MVP twice on the day, safety of the year Damian Blackfyre was one of the two players to make a play on the ball. Lastly, 8 total Daytona long balls were batted out of the air on the day. If it weren't for some stone hands on the defensvie side, Minnesota easily could have had another 2 or 3 picks, setting a DSFL record.
16.
The Rotch should have gotten some awards. Rotchburns was up for Running back of the year, offensive player of the year, performance of the year, and MVP. To his demise, he won nothing. He came in second for running back of the year, 3rd in offensive player of the year, second in performance of the year, and fourth in MVP (behind a linebacker, gross). Rotchburns got straight up snubbed, in my opinion. Not only did he lose 3/4 of those awards to a RB on a 4-10 team, but he also had more yards and more touchdowns than the guy who won the award over him. The vote getters reasoning was because Cobra Kai had more yards per carry, but it was a less than a half a yard extra per carry. Thats right, less than a foot and a half difference and 4 less touchdowns. Oh well, maybe in the future big Rotch can make some moves to win some other awards. His eye is set on the offensive rookie of the year next season, and if he keeps pumping the iron like he has in the past then he will be even more of a beast once he finally gets the call to New Orleans. I will say, I would be able to handle my losing of the running back of the year if it weren't for how the ISFL RBOTY voting went. The guy with more touchdowns and more yards beat the guy with more yards per carry but less yards and TDs? Hello? Does anyone see how backwards that is? No? Okay. voting is skewed. hate to see it.