Season two of the NSFL has fans and analysts all throwing out predictions of who will win rookie of the year for this season. Most have been focusing on the big names, Blaster Blade, Bork Bjornsson, Dermot Lavelle, or Ardie Savea are all topping peoples lists for breakout stars. But the one to keep an eye on this season was picked up in round 5 by the Colorado Yeti. Yes, we're talking about Big Bot.
Big Bot will be starting this season at defensive end and the Yeti plan to use its inhuman strength and speed to cause headaches for opposing offensive linemen. When we say Big Bot has a "High Motor" we in fact mean it quite literally. Its motors are set very high up in its torso in order to deliver more torque when rushing around the edge. Its battery bank is seemingly limitless, allowing it to be an every down player on the line. And its programming is impeccable. It is rumored that Big Bot's code was originally designed by Army engineers to be used in the next generation of battlefield exoskeletons, but was stolen by North Korean hackers and sold to the highest bidder where it somehow ended up in Big Bot.
Big Bot is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop...ever, until the quarterback is dead.
@loco
Big Bot will be starting this season at defensive end and the Yeti plan to use its inhuman strength and speed to cause headaches for opposing offensive linemen. When we say Big Bot has a "High Motor" we in fact mean it quite literally. Its motors are set very high up in its torso in order to deliver more torque when rushing around the edge. Its battery bank is seemingly limitless, allowing it to be an every down player on the line. And its programming is impeccable. It is rumored that Big Bot's code was originally designed by Army engineers to be used in the next generation of battlefield exoskeletons, but was stolen by North Korean hackers and sold to the highest bidder where it somehow ended up in Big Bot.
Big Bot is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop...ever, until the quarterback is dead.
@loco
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