Given how the past year has gone I've decided the ultimus should be held somewhere awesome, somewhere safe and most importantly somewhere nice and warm.
So I think we should take it straight to fight island, that's right, it worked for the UFC why not make it work for the ultimus. Players would be able to enjoy sandy beaches in luxury and be able to play in a lovely location. Everyone could be nice and safe and make a ton of money while they are at it. For halftime we can have my grandma play a kazoo while we bring in a bear with boxing gloves affixed on top of his paws, we could then see if any fans in the stadium would be willing to fight said bear for cash prizes, or better yet they could fight the bear for a chance to return a kick in the second half. After they sign dozens of waivers that assure we are in no way liable for bear or football related injuries of course.
When the bear fight finishes we make sure to give the bear a reward of whatever the bear wants, as it is a bear and is capable of hurting us fleshier weaker beings.
Then maybe we could maybe have a mini football game where we give someone a football and they try to score a touchdown on the bear.
It may not be the biggest halftime show ever, but you better believe nobody would ever forget it.
So I think we should take it straight to fight island, that's right, it worked for the UFC why not make it work for the ultimus. Players would be able to enjoy sandy beaches in luxury and be able to play in a lovely location. Everyone could be nice and safe and make a ton of money while they are at it. For halftime we can have my grandma play a kazoo while we bring in a bear with boxing gloves affixed on top of his paws, we could then see if any fans in the stadium would be willing to fight said bear for cash prizes, or better yet they could fight the bear for a chance to return a kick in the second half. After they sign dozens of waivers that assure we are in no way liable for bear or football related injuries of course.
When the bear fight finishes we make sure to give the bear a reward of whatever the bear wants, as it is a bear and is capable of hurting us fleshier weaker beings.
Then maybe we could maybe have a mini football game where we give someone a football and they try to score a touchdown on the bear.
It may not be the biggest halftime show ever, but you better believe nobody would ever forget it.