I think it's about time we built a stadium in Antarctica. It's a great location with some great scenery, and it's also very cold. Everyone loves football games played in cold weather, and all these old folks keep yapping about how those conditions are where football was meant to be played. The Ice bowl was the coldest game on record played, but we could easily smash that if we played in Antarctica. The stadium we built would have no heaters, as we're trying to make it as football-like as possible. Everyone should be freezing their asses off, it would make for a great spectacle during the game. There's not going to be any locker rooms, so players have nowhere to go for halftime. Hopefully they can get acclimated to it. For the halftime show I think it's about time we got Adele in here. For no other reason than everyone just absolutely adores Adele and her music. Everyone, and I mean everyone, can listen to her songs and like it. No matter if your preferred music taste is classical, country or drill. An Adele halftime performance in an Arctic stadium would be awesome. The question is, how are we going to dress up Adele?
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