After Week 10 in the DSFL, my non-biased awards for each position go to:
QB: LeBron James III
Heads and shoulders above the rest of the competition with 2811yds, 14TDs, and a 97.1 passer rating, no other QB really holds a candle to James at the moment.
RB: Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems
1050 rushing yds, 15 rushing TDs (!), and only 1 fumble over 252 carries, and a receiving TD to boot. These aren't just RBotY numbers. These are MVP numbers. Dallas spots themselves 10 pts a game just by having this guy on their roster.
WR: Quavious McGrady
McGrady might be in the lead stats-wise, but it isn't by much, with 71 receptions, 995 yards, and 7 TDs.
Chunt The Badger is on his tail with 73 receptions, 954 yards, and 6 TDs.
It will be a close race to see who ends up as WRotY.
TE: Borgo San Lorenzo
Lorenzo is the runaway favorite with 50 receptions, 467 yards, and 2 TDs, almost 150 yards and 11 receptions over 2nd place.
OL: Maiteers Rico-Shea
Sure, he might not be leading the pack in pancakes, but he is the highest one with 0 sacks allowed, which is much more valuable to an offense. Just ask any QB.
Shoutout: Cheese Farley leads the pack with 51 pancakes, enough breakfast to feed the whole block!
DT: Primo Berto & Prof. Godfrey Gravity
Primo Berto is 2nd in the league with 11 sacks and 18 tackles. Prof. Godfrey Gravity is leading all DL with 55 tackles and 4 sacks. It's hard to say who deserves it more at this stage without fully analyzing every game, but sacks tend to be a drive killer, and his team's record seems to reflect that, so Primo comes out on top.
DE: Bean Beanman
Beanman is having a season for the ages with 52 tackles and 12 sacks. I don't know why teams are even bothering running to his side, and passing without some chip blocks from your TE/RB just sounds like offensive drive suicide.
LB: Devonte Crook
An absolute masterclass performance being put on by Devonte Crook. Crook's 83 tackles only trails the league leader by 2, but manages to put up 17 TFLs (!), 2 sacks, 1 interception, 7 pass deflections, while also forcing and recovering a fumble. Really showing what an all-around LB he is.
CB: Buck Nekkid & Juno Hu
Both CBs are leading the league with 4 interceptions each, and each have taken one to the house. Did I mention that these two are both on the same team? How is there even enough to go around?
The duo are putting a stopping to both sides of the field, combining for 92 tackles, 3 forced fumbles, 34 pass deflections. While Buck Nekkid leads in tackles, forced fumbles, and pass deflections, Juno Hu has the lower catch rate at 49%.
S: Tim Soulja
It's been a tough year on safeties, but with 49 tackles, 3 sacks, 2 interceptions, and 3 pass deflections, Soulja is displaying versatility and all-aroundness. Someone worth keeping an eye on on any given play.
Shoutout: Lux Opal. Only a single other safety has posted a TFL (Johnathan Shuffleboard) but Opal leads all safeties with 6, showing a real knack for locating the football before ballcarriers even get a chance to get going.
K: Gluteus Maximus
Leading the league with 79 points, the mad lad has been sent out 9 times on 50+ yard FGs and made 5 of them, while also posting 12 of 13 from the 30-39 range.
Shoutout: Bot Bilbo miraculously able to make all of his extra points. I say miraculously because the man posts a 50% FG rate, a full 11.1% below the next lowest. If there was an award for worst kicker in the league, Bilbo would certainly be a lock.
P: Gluteus Maximus
Large Gluty takes both kicking trophies, leading the league in both punts inside the 20 (29) and an 43.6 average.
Shoutout: Just like Gluteal Max, Bilbo manages to take both [worst] kicking trophies, posting 80 punts with the league's lowest average at 37.4. This guy must have some dirt on the organization if he's still on the team next year.
QB: LeBron James III
Heads and shoulders above the rest of the competition with 2811yds, 14TDs, and a 97.1 passer rating, no other QB really holds a candle to James at the moment.
RB: Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems
1050 rushing yds, 15 rushing TDs (!), and only 1 fumble over 252 carries, and a receiving TD to boot. These aren't just RBotY numbers. These are MVP numbers. Dallas spots themselves 10 pts a game just by having this guy on their roster.
WR: Quavious McGrady
McGrady might be in the lead stats-wise, but it isn't by much, with 71 receptions, 995 yards, and 7 TDs.
Chunt The Badger is on his tail with 73 receptions, 954 yards, and 6 TDs.
It will be a close race to see who ends up as WRotY.
TE: Borgo San Lorenzo
Lorenzo is the runaway favorite with 50 receptions, 467 yards, and 2 TDs, almost 150 yards and 11 receptions over 2nd place.
OL: Maiteers Rico-Shea
Sure, he might not be leading the pack in pancakes, but he is the highest one with 0 sacks allowed, which is much more valuable to an offense. Just ask any QB.
Shoutout: Cheese Farley leads the pack with 51 pancakes, enough breakfast to feed the whole block!
DT: Primo Berto & Prof. Godfrey Gravity
Primo Berto is 2nd in the league with 11 sacks and 18 tackles. Prof. Godfrey Gravity is leading all DL with 55 tackles and 4 sacks. It's hard to say who deserves it more at this stage without fully analyzing every game, but sacks tend to be a drive killer, and his team's record seems to reflect that, so Primo comes out on top.
DE: Bean Beanman
Beanman is having a season for the ages with 52 tackles and 12 sacks. I don't know why teams are even bothering running to his side, and passing without some chip blocks from your TE/RB just sounds like offensive drive suicide.
LB: Devonte Crook
An absolute masterclass performance being put on by Devonte Crook. Crook's 83 tackles only trails the league leader by 2, but manages to put up 17 TFLs (!), 2 sacks, 1 interception, 7 pass deflections, while also forcing and recovering a fumble. Really showing what an all-around LB he is.
CB: Buck Nekkid & Juno Hu
Both CBs are leading the league with 4 interceptions each, and each have taken one to the house. Did I mention that these two are both on the same team? How is there even enough to go around?
The duo are putting a stopping to both sides of the field, combining for 92 tackles, 3 forced fumbles, 34 pass deflections. While Buck Nekkid leads in tackles, forced fumbles, and pass deflections, Juno Hu has the lower catch rate at 49%.
S: Tim Soulja
It's been a tough year on safeties, but with 49 tackles, 3 sacks, 2 interceptions, and 3 pass deflections, Soulja is displaying versatility and all-aroundness. Someone worth keeping an eye on on any given play.
Shoutout: Lux Opal. Only a single other safety has posted a TFL (Johnathan Shuffleboard) but Opal leads all safeties with 6, showing a real knack for locating the football before ballcarriers even get a chance to get going.
K: Gluteus Maximus
Leading the league with 79 points, the mad lad has been sent out 9 times on 50+ yard FGs and made 5 of them, while also posting 12 of 13 from the 30-39 range.
Shoutout: Bot Bilbo miraculously able to make all of his extra points. I say miraculously because the man posts a 50% FG rate, a full 11.1% below the next lowest. If there was an award for worst kicker in the league, Bilbo would certainly be a lock.
P: Gluteus Maximus
Large Gluty takes both kicking trophies, leading the league in both punts inside the 20 (29) and an 43.6 average.
Shoutout: Just like Gluteal Max, Bilbo manages to take both [worst] kicking trophies, posting 80 punts with the league's lowest average at 37.4. This guy must have some dirt on the organization if he's still on the team next year.
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