So, Disney was thinking about making a 2nd version of Moana, or even possible a live-active film, and they wanted me in it, because, as everyone knows, my name is extremely similar to one of the protagonists of the Moana movie, Maui, the demigod voiced by The Rock. They wanted me for a little cameo or something, but they want me to grow my hair out. I recently got a haircut, like almost a buzzcut essentially, because that long hair is a liability as a defensive end. That's the first big deal that Maui has received recently. Being the only first rounder out of Dallas and the only defensive player from his class to play in the ISFL in their first season, he's attained a little bit of a stardom and some following around him. His play hasn't been great but he's a rookie, you can't expect much. His next big blockbuster deal was, yes, a show about chocolate. Yeah, you heard that right. Maui loves chocolate, even though he can't eat much because of his strict diet, he loves a nibble of dark chocolate here and there. Which is why during this offseason he will be traveling to tropical areas around the world to try and find the best chocolate in the world, and not that sugary, milky chocolate, but bitter, pure, chocolate. Tune in to the food channel this offseason 2 hours before the draft for the premier episode!
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