A movie producer is looking to make an action movie based on surviving in a deserted island. They needed someone known to star in the main role. Absolutely no one famous volunteered. Instead they got the kicker for the Dallas Birddogs. They flew over to the set which was a literal deserted island. I immediately thought "wow, maybe this is an awful idea." As soon as the cheap helicopter dropped the movie crew and myself off we begun filming. They wanted a big linebacker, which I am very much not. Instead of fighting the "animals" they wanted me to kick them. Kind of an odd request, but I did it nonetheless. They were made of a flimsy material as they wanted to save as much money as possible. It was a horrible movie at the end. A mountain lion attacked some of the crew during filming. The final title of the movie was "Kicking through the wilderness." A week after the release the whole world held a "burn that god awful movie" day where they set up burning machines where they burnt every single copy of that movie. It got 1 star reviews on every major review site. The director and producer were banned in every major country from producing any more films. For me? I am never ever going to star in any films ever, ever again.
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