Anybody who knows anything about Bubba Thumper knows the legendary defensive tackle is in the twilight of his career. That, of course, means I think about what the future holds for the old man a little bit more than is probably healthy. But the answer is simple: Bubba Thumper loves food, and the next chapter for him has to indulge that love of food. Now, in theory, Bubba Thumper could be called on to endorse any number of brands, or even to take on a show the likes of Man vs. Food; however, I think the future is a little bit simpler for our old friend. This is a man who can ease out of the spotlight and take on a role with the journalism degree he earned from the University of Tennessee; Bubba Thumper is almost destined to become a world-galloping food critic. This would be the perfect opportunity for the old man to make the most of his retirement, traveling the country to spend time exploring the food cultures of not just the cities of the International Simulation Football League, with which he has become intimately familiar, but of the entire United States and perhaps even beyond. It also presents him a forum to share these findings with a wide readership, and certainly there are many fans of the future hall of famer who would love to hear his take on the best bites in their respective home state or country.
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