BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming in from the top of the hour that state Berlin Fire Salamanders star running back is going to be given the leading role in Paramount’s upcoming movie, Frogge. Our reporters went to his house located underneath some tree in a field somewhere in Germany for an exclusive interview with the newest athlete - actor. When we asked him if he could spare any details about the upcoming movie, which has already received a 9.8 stars from IMDB and is certified fresh on Rotten Potatos, he said he was only allowed to say the following: “ A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak and liue in trees. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. Þe frogges skyn lokeþ glossi bi cause of his secrecioun, whiche may been poisounous. Moste frogges haue nought a tayl an þeire lymes be yfolden under his likame. His frounte two feet haue four tos and his bak two feet haue fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne becomeþ a tadpolle. It groweþ to þanne a frogge, iþ hit be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles. Som þe femmelles refusen.” When asked further questions about the already hit movie, all he did was give us ribbits and refused to speak further on the matter. Frogge is coming to theatres near you in December of 2043. We will be waiting alongside you as you wait for it to come out, Channel 0 News.
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